The original "I can't fap to this" meme.
I remember being up at midnight and coming across a show talking about dildos and thinking "Alright, here we go!" Then some gross housewife would ask about pleasuring herself while her husband is at work and I was so so confused.
Because you have no idea how to please a woman?
Wood not!
Don't be so hasty.... she knows a lot of good moves.
Grab the KY, pop a couple breath mints and turn out the lights.
Grab the KY, pop a couple breath mints and turn out the lights.
The Herkmeister is down.
You don't need to be hung like a horse or last all night as long as you have a hell of a dismount.I please my woman every time. I finish quick.
Call me. You looking for the love button or g spot?You should be a teacher.
If you’re familiar with Sam Kinison then I don’t need to tell you this is NSFW. If you’re not familiar with Sam Kinison then I’ll just give you the same warning David Letterman gave his audience the first time he introduced him on his show: “Brace yourselves, I’m not kidding.”
Because it’s been about 27 years since he died.How the hell would anyone not be familiar with Screaming Sam?
Because it’s been about 27 years since he died.
He was one of the wildest, funniest dudes I've ever seen. When I woke up one morning and heard that he'd died in a fiery car wreck the only surprising thing was that a pile of blow and some hookers wasn't found in the wreckage.Because it’s been about 27 years since he died.
The ironic thing is that he got killed by a drunk driver who crossed the center line and hit him head-on. Sam used to joke about driving drunk (“There’s no other way to get our f*cking car BACK TO THE HOUSE!. How are we supposed to get F*CKING HOME, MAN?!”) and then he got killed by a drunk driver.He was one of the wildest, funniest dudes I've ever seen. When I woke up one morning and heard that he'd died in a fiery car wreck the only surprising thing was that a pile of blow and some hookers wasn't found in the wreckage.
The ironic thing is that he got killed by a drunk driver who crossed the center line and hit him head-on. Sam used to joke about driving drunk (“How are we supposed to get our f*cking car BACK TO THE HOUSE?!”) and then he got killed by a drunk driver.