Drug Dealer Simulator

[LuciousBDragon]

So I told my 8 year old son we could look at maybe going 50/50 on a new video game for his Switch to help beat the COVID blues.

We were perusing the catalog of new games and stumbled upon Drug Dealer Simulator.

Apparently the cannabis industry is serious about getting young kids indoctrinated, I mean educated about the business and using video games as a way to get them involved? Who knew?

And why don’t we just start doing this for all occupations, especially if kids are going to be online learning right?

Want to be an investment banker? Download the new Banker game and start learning your way around? ER doctor? Play “BloodSquirt!”

Maybe I am old ballz and this has been going on for awhile? We already have games to teach you how to play sports, carjack people, fight as a soldier or mercenary, Pilot, race go-carts, etc...

 

[Hawk_4shur]

I think a CPA simulator would be totally awesome dude! Start with build your own CPA, including pencil selection, pocket protector, nerdy glasses and green eye-shade. Guide your CPA through the horrors of the jungle of IRS regulations and forms. Battle with vague Generally Accepted Accounting Principles as you defend the client from banks and private equity pricks! Choose your daily caffeine intake, scream at underpaid and underappreciated subordinates and decide which 5 hours you want to sleep during tax season. Promise ridiculous solutions to your clients! Get yelled at by clients for overcharging and the Managing Partner for undercharging!

Discover the thrill or re-introducing yourself to your spouse and children on April 16th!

I can't imagine the thrill a 10 year old boy or girl could discover in the amazing life of a CPA!

Drug dealers? Booooorrrring! Be a CPA!

 

[anon_ts5cfra6drv7r]

True story, downloaded a game called Ganja Farmer on limewire back in the day. Basically it was like duck hunt but the ducks were feds dropping into your weed farm and you had to shoot them before landing. Needless to say my father wasn’t pleased with what I downloaded.

edit, found a photo!

 

[BelemNole]

Have trad’s son show you the ropes.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

I think a CPA simulator would be totally awesome dude! Start with build your own CPA, including pencil selection, pocket protector, nerdy glasses and green eye-shade. Guide your CPA through the horrors of the jungle of IRS regulations and forms. Battle with vague Generally Accepted Accounting Principles as you defend the client from banks and private equity pricks! Choose your daily caffeine intake, scream at underpaid and underappreciated subordinates and decide which 5 hours you want to sleep during tax season. Promise ridiculous solutions to your clients! Get yelled at by clients for overcharging and the Managing Partner for undercharging!

Discover the thrill or re-introducing yourself to your spouse and children on April 16th!

I can't imagine the thrill a 10 year old boy or girl could discover in the amazing life of a CPA!

Drug dealers? Booooorrrring! Be a CPA!

CPA Full-Throttle $49.99 (Non-GAAP)

CPA Full-Throttle $69.99 (GAAP - comes with branded coffee mug)

 

[HROT]

They had something similar in the 90s.

 

[Hawk_4shur]

CPA Full-Throttle $49.99 (Non-GAAP)

CPA Full-Throttle $69.99 (GAAP - comes with branded coffee mug)

A bargain! Make plenty - they are going to go fast!

 

[SalAunese]

I would play CPA sim