My league is thinking on starting a new tradition for last place. Any funny stories from your own leagues or ones you know of?
Fantasy last place punishments
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We do a draft party and the loser buys the drinks.
Not overly clever but it does push people to show up in person foe the draft.
Also, you will learn who your cheap friends are really quick.
I don't care if your 5 bedroom overlooks the 8th fairway or not, if you can't even supply some decent brews and hospitalities you're a cheap ass...... Scott.
Not overly clever but it does push people to show up in person foe the draft.
Also, you will learn who your cheap friends are really quick.
I don't care if your 5 bedroom overlooks the 8th fairway or not, if you can't even supply some decent brews and hospitalities you're a cheap ass...... Scott.
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Ours is an old school in person league with stickers and a big draft board.
Loser pays for food and drinks, and is also “sticker bitch” the next year - they have to pick up the stickers from the rest of us and put on the board all draft.
Loser pays for food and drinks, and is also “sticker bitch” the next year - they have to pick up the stickers from the rest of us and put on the board all draft.
I think the loser should have to pay to change out their license plates to one of the following:
LOSER
ISUK FF
LOSER
ISUK FF
In our league, the loser has two punishments:
1. The first is that they must be the bartender/beer-runner at next year's live draft (we always draft live).
2. The second punishment is chosen by the league winner. The winner actually provides two options, and the loser picks which one he does.
Some ideas: polar plunge, hot wing challenge, eat cat food, march in hometown parade with a sign stating you lost your league, stand-up comedy. There used to be a priest in our league (our age, cool guy), and he had to make certain football references in a sermon one year.
Oh man, those are some brutal options.
My league doesn’t do punishment thankfully. My nephews does though. Bunch of 18 year olds. Last year the loser had to run laps at the high school and chug a glass of milk in between each lap until they barf. No thanks.
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The best one I've heard is the loser has to go to a local Open Mic night at a comedy club and blind-read jokes the rest of the guys write. Basically like the Michael Che/Colin Jost segment on Weekend Update/
We had a trophy that consisted of a can of spam attached to a shingle with the inscription reading “Dave Wannstedt Trophy”. Because he sucked as a head coach.
I do enjoy the ones where the loser can’t talk for the first two hours at a tailgate or anything that appears odd for the unknowing.
I do enjoy the ones where the loser can’t talk for the first two hours at a tailgate or anything that appears odd for the unknowing.
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