Farters

[QChawks]

what causing you to have the farts?

for me it’s a bag of popcorn

 

[hawkbirch]

Onions

 

[The Tradition]

 

[SigMaintHawk]

Can of corned beef hash over a fried egg...

I can clean out any room I walk into a day after downing the above delicasy.

 

[Kozisek]

Guacamole will do it to me every time. Deviled eggs or egg sandwiches as well.

 

[HawkBlocked]

My wife says breathing gives me gas.

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

Brussel Sprouts

 

[Jan Itor]

what causing you to have the farts?

for me it’s a bag of popcorn

Hot spicy Korean BBQ pork and beer. Pretty brutal burps too

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Ice cream

 

[ihawk in FWB]

Sodas with sugar and fried foods.

 

[Derekd3408]

Broccoli

 

[Scott559]

Milk and water don’t give me gas.

 

[TailgateTom]

Anything with sugar alcohols puffs my belly up sumthin’ fierce, and causes me to have awful farts. Beyond that, while I love Ham and Bean soup, my wife does NOT love me to have Ham and Bean soup. Or Chili.

 

[LesClaypool]

Beer.

 

[SoProudNole]

Covfefe

 

[ConvenientParking]

Yoga

 

[lucas80]

Last week one of my co-workers said, “Oh, you are going to taste that one”!!
Hard to believe she’s still single at just 39 years old. She eats a lot of pizza from Casey’s, so I’m guessing that does it to her.

 

[ping72]

When OP’s mom pulls her thumb out too quickly.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Last week one of my co-workers said, “Oh, you are going to taste that one”!!
Hard to believe she’s still single at just 39 years old. She eats a lot of pizza from Casey’s, so I’m guessing that does it to her.

No pic.

 

[goldmom]

Who has ever cut the cheese while uh, engaged in um, intimacy?
Asking for a friend, of course.

 

[TailgateTom]

Last week one of my co-workers said, “Oh, you are going to taste that one”!!
Hard to believe she’s still single at just 39 years old. She eats a lot of pizza from Casey’s, so I’m guessing that does it to her.

Sounds like quite the charmer.

 

[runkpanole]

Last nights frozen pizza

 

[The Tradition]

Who has ever cut the cheese while uh, engaged in um, intimacy?
Asking for a friend, of course.

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

I have several fart triggers but these bad boys really function at a different level.

 

[brownd7949hawks]

Who has ever cut the cheese while uh, engaged in um, intimacy?
Asking for a friend, of course.

When I was like 20 me and a girl squeezed into a sleeping bag and we’re getting it on. Beer and pizza fart. It was awful. Hilarious now.

 

[PoopandBoogers]

Cherries or grapes.

 

[mjtommy]

Lunch yesterday was a burger and baked beans. Supper was homemade pizza. This turned out to be a very nasty combination today. My ass smelled like a floor drain after you use the industrial clog remover that comes in gallon bottle inside a plastic bag.

 

[Bulldogs1974]

Cauliflower and broccoli washed down with a bit of milk and I could injure people or peel mom paint.
Edit. Add potato salad and I may kill someone.

 

[pink shizzle]

Broccoli and other veggies. The next morning after a heavy beer night also does the trick.

 

[goldmom]

I have several fart triggers but these bad boys really function at a different level.

That's why I can't go near green bean casserole. It is awful.

 

[The Tradition]

That's why I can't go near green bean casserole. It is awful.

Meh. It's worth it.

Love me some green bean casserole.

 

[Pepperman]

The French’s onions thing - is it possible most of only eat those a couple days every year, and we tend to be stuffed with turkey, mashed potatoes, etc?

 

[cfbfan23]

If you're looking for sheer volume, roasted garlic in tandem with some roasted jerusalem artichokes (sunchokes) will keep you tooting every minute or so, for two days. I kid you not.

 

[jasonrann]

Sausage from my favorite pizza joint. I can reach room clearing status after one of those.

 

[QChawks]

took the dog around the block and I had the walking farts

those are always fun 🙊

 

[torbee]

Cauliflower and broccoli washed down with a bit of milk and I could injure people or peel mom paint.
Edit. Add potato salad and I may kill someone.

What is mom paint? 🤔

 

[ConvenientParking]

What is mom paint? 🤔

Going to google image search and may be fone for a few hours

 

[Rifler]

Can of corned beef hash over a fried egg...

You're doing it wrong, the egg goes on top,... no wonder you get gas.