Being an Iowa fan is like:At some point we have to catch a break. Get the team that upset the higher seed in Round 2 rather than a 2 or 3 seed like usual.
I don’t ask for much. A sweet 16, a non-curb stomp Rose Bowl …
"Hey sports gods, can we win a championship?"
*Lulz wut?.....No, you're Iowa. Stop asking.*
"Fine, then can we at least get a couple wins in the NCAA tournament, maybe a NY6 bowl appearance?"
"Are you serious? If you're just gonna settle for the next best thing, then you'll get nothing at all and like it*
"Umm.....are we still allowed to play football?......"
*Of course you are!.......But only on defense.*
"I don't think I like this game anymore."
*Now you're getting it. *