Female high school woodworking teacher charged

[THE_DEVIL]

Sodomy includes oral.

ATM?

 

[Gimmered]

Is joking about six felonies: sexual contact with a male student (three counts), statutory sodomy (two counts) and statutory rape (one count) and misdemeanor sexual misconduct something you all want to be known for?

We should all feel better because they both knew what ****ing bathroom to use.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

This thread sucks.
I D- in high school shop so I have no basis to draw from on one of the punniest threads ever.

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

A Scandal Behooved: Lena Stewart and the Tongue & Groove

 

[Gimmered]

I think it's a weird charge anyway. Isn't the underage sex enough? You have to add an additional charge for kinky sex?

3 years for sexing a minor, 7 years if you show him how to do it right.

 

[Urohawk]

If a high school student falls into a woodshop teacher does it make a sound?

 

[Urohawk]

Do you think his opening line to the woodshop teacher was, "This is a stick up!"

 

[Urohawk]

Can't believe no one used "nailed it"

 

[Jimmy McGill]

She has a wood burning kit

 

[Gimmered]

 

[BeepBeepInMyJeep]

Another white woman. Seriously. What is it with this culture?

Media loves them, especially when they go missing.

 

[markfromj]

ATM?

Maybe. Law says “deviant sex”.

 

[AlisonNorth80y]

Hi Alison.

Speaking on behalf of all of us here at GIAOT.

Can we see your bewbs?

Thanks in advance!!

Please refrain from making disrespectful comments in the future. Let me know if you have any other concerns.

 

[torbee]

Please refrain from making disrespectful comments in the future. Let me know if you have any other concerns.

You are correct. Should have been:

MAY we see your bewbs PLEASE.

My apologies.

 

[SoProudNole]

Please refrain from making disrespectful comments in the future. Let me know if you have any other concerns.

He lied. He doesn't speak for all of us. He's an asshole.

 

[torbee]

He lied. He doesn't speak for all of us. He's an asshole.

White knighting a bot, now I've seen everything 😂

 

[SoProudNole]

White knighting a bot, now I've seen everything 😂

Or supplying a bot with more data points.

And Alison, tobee's 15 and writes a shitty article once a month.

😇