Female high school woodworking teacher charged

[Fijimn]

Am I the only one that finds a sodomy charge in these situations kind of odd? She’s the one (I’m assuming anyway) that TIITB.

I read the statute to include if he PIIHB

566.060

Sodomy in the first degree, penalties — suspended sentence not granted, when.

revisor.mo.gov

 

[lucas80]

She’s a 8 for the 16 yr old crowd. 4.5 for everyone north of 18

Which is why she’s boning a 16 yr old…

#1 qualification at that age is she tells you to put it in. Your just happy to be there.

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

#1 qualification at that age is she tells you to put it in. Your just happy to be there.

Fact

 

[ICWestfan]

The kid must be pretty good at laying the wood:

The student said he felt pressured to continue the relationship and was worried that if he didn’t, it could affect his grade. He had an “A” this year in Stewart’s class.

I'd lathe her.

 

[torbee]

His clients aren’t women, Northern.

 

[torbee]

She looks like she could be Blake Lively or Jodie Sweetin’s chunkier dirty cousin from Daytona.

Will fap to that.

 

[torbee]

Am I the only one that finds a sodomy charge in these situations kind of odd? She’s the one (I’m assuming anyway) that TIITB.

It’s Missouri. Beejs are probably sodomy down there. It’s like Saudi Arabia but Christiany.

 

[JWolf74]

Counterpoint: maybe a world-class squirter. I'm willing to find out.

That's just pee, brah

 

[JWolf74]

Am I the only one that finds a sodomy charge in these situations kind of odd? She’s the one (I’m assuming anyway) that TIITB.

I think it's a weird charge anyway. Isn't the underage sex enough? You have to add an additional charge for kinky sex?

 

[TJ8869]

I can’t be the only one here who’s surprised that a female shop teacher likes dick.

 

[Greenway4Prez]

Why don't you share what you're most known for on this here site, Northern?

Hint: it rhymes with knife meater.

What the hell is a strife liter??

 

[torbee]

That's just pee, brah

 

[Chuck C]

What the hell is a strife liter??

I think it’s fife bleater. Northern was a protege of Zamfir.

 

[torbee]

I think it’s fife bleater. Northern was a protege of Zamfir.

That’s the MAGICAL pan flute to you, sir!

 

[Greenway4Prez]

I think it’s fife bleater. Northern was a protege of Zamfir.

Of course, how could I forget how obnoxious he was. “Zamfir said this, Zamfir could do that…” So nauseating.

 

[HawkBall23]

I'll let you all fight over this one, I'm tappin' out.

 

[Fan In Black]

teachers are whores

 

[onlyTheObvious]

Her favorite wood is cherry.

 

[QChawks]

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

I bet he felt pressured. Poor guy.

Student felt pressured to continue for fear of getting a bad grade?

Pressure treated wood…

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

This situation woodwork for me.

 

[markfromj]

Am I the only one that finds a sodomy charge in these situations kind of odd? She’s the one (I’m assuming anyway) that TIITB.

Sodomy includes oral, you know.

 

[Chuck C]

Sodomy includes oral, you know.

Oral Sodomy. Sounds like a good name for a death metal band.

 

[torbee]

Oral Sodomy. Sounds like a good name for a death metal band.

Sounds like an even better way to spend a cold January afternoon.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Oral Sodomy. Sounds like a good name for a death metal band.

Lead single could be Butt****ed in the Mouth

 

[Breastman]

Another white woman. Seriously. What is it with this culture?

 

[Joes Place]

Lead single could be Butt****ed in the Mouth

...with a bonus track "cover" of South Park "Fingerbang"...

 

[fsu1jreed]

My friend has that ability

 

[AlisonNorth80y]

It's always shocking to hear stories like that, but I agree with you about the headline writer having too much fun with it. They were trying to make it more interesting, but still, it's not exactly appropriate. I remember taking a woodworking class in high school, and I always thought it was cool that a woman was teaching it. Can't say I've ever had a shop teacher like that in high school, but who knows what goes on behind closed doors. I'm currently doing Teaching Jobs Nottingham myself and have never allowed myself to do that with students. Teachers should be responsible for their actions because they are responsible for the future generation.

 

[torbee]

It's always shocking to hear stories like that, but I agree with you about the headline writer having too much fun with it. They were trying to make it more interesting, but still, it's not exactly appropriate. I remember taking a woodworking class in high school, and I always thought it was cool that a woman was teaching it. Can't say I've ever had a shop teacher like that in high school, but who knows what goes on behind closed doors.

Hi Alison.

Speaking on behalf of all of us here at GIAOT.

Can we see your bewbs?

Thanks in advance!!

 

[markfromj]

sodomy too?

what a freak

Well, that is probably just oral.

 

[markfromj]

Am I the only one that finds a sodomy charge in these situations kind of odd? She’s the one (I’m assuming anyway) that TIITB.

Sodomy includes oral.

 

[markfromj]

Hi Alison.

Speaking on behalf of all of us here at GIAOT.

Can we see your bewbs?

Thanks in advance!!

Wait, is this a call back to the legendary Allison/Buffalo over the cliff thread of long ago?

 

[lucas80]

Hi Alison.

Speaking on behalf of all of us here at GIAOT.

Can we see your bewbs?

Thanks in advance!!

Bots have boobs?

 

[torbee]

Bots have boobs?

Hell man, they make robots with SWEATY tits! Welcome to 2023.

Nike made sweaty robots with boobs to help test its sports bras

Called Brabot and Haley, the robot models are helping the brand cater to more than 70 cup sizes.

www.inputmag.com

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

I think it's a weird charge anyway. Isn't the underage sex enough? You have to add an additional charge for kinky sex?

Why do you always have to go against the grain?

 

[JWolf74]

Why do you always have to go against the grain?

I like the extra friction and splinters are my kink?

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

Foul Dowel: The Life and Times of Lena Stewart

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

Countersink Pink: My Experiences As a Child Predator

 

[THE_DEVIL]

Is joking about six felonies: sexual contact with a male student (three counts), statutory sodomy (two counts) and statutory rape (one count) and misdemeanor sexual misconduct something you all want to be known for?

sure