Waste of time bill. Even Alito and Thomas won’t go for it.
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Really? You're going to treat this like murder? You've lost your mind.
The Babylon Bee used to be a great source of religious satire, now it's just a humorless and joyless mouthpiece for Trump and his ilk."EAST AURORA, NY—The toy geniuses at Fisher-Price have announced a brand new toy made just for leftist parents and their kids: the My First Peaceful Protest playset. The kid-size clubhouse will come with several varieties of spray paint so kids can tag the tiny building with their own empowering slogans. It will also be made out of cardboard, allowing the cute little tikes to burn the whole thing down if their demands are not met.
"Here at Fisher-Price, we are steadfastly committed to social justice," said toy designer Camden Flufferton. "We need to teach our kids what democracy looks like, and there's no better example of democracy in action than violent vandalism and arson. We hope this new playset will serve as an inspiration for parents wanting to teach their kids how to threaten citizens with violence whenever their demands are not met."
The set will also come with toy televisions, cell phones, jewelry, and clothing, allowing kids to simulate looting before they torch the entire set. The set will be available in stores for $399 because of capitalism.
Experts are questioning the wisdom of this move by Fisher-Price, mainly because people in the target market don't typically have any kids. "We know we'll probably only sell, like, 3 of these," said Flufferton, "but selling them isn't the point. We just need you to know we're on the right side of history.""
Fisher-Price Releases 'My First Peaceful Protest' Playset With House You Can Actually Burn Down
EAST AURORA, NY—The toy geniuses at Fisher-Price have announced a brand new toy made just for leftist parents and their kids: the My First Peaceful Protest playset. The kid-size clubhouse will come with several varieties of spray paint so kids can tag the tiny building with their own empowering...
No, but you do have to be a Trump supporter to think that everyone who isn't a supporter is a rioter, looter and maniac.
Quite possibly. I am guessing it is meant to curb going at people in restaurants that are trying to eat, but needs to be more well defined than the generic language of harassing in public places.
While those religious people with megaphones are annoying to me, I was thinking it is the very few instances of people going in restaurants and really encroaching on there physical space and shouting at them while they are trying to eat.
you may be right if this were january 2020. most of those protestors gave up by now though, and the whole entire movement has been taken over by violent criminals by now. and white lead by liberals with money and no jobs.
So if you are in a crowd and some jerk throws a brick you get arrested and held without bail as a felon. A press person gets arrested in a violent crowd and is arrested and charged as a felon. We've seen it happen before when the fog of police vs. protesters goes wrong.
That's only what the media wants you to believe. They are heavily invested in fear porn. A great majority of people protesting are not violent, but the videos that get the most play in the media are the ones that are with violence or looting. And while those things are happening, it isn't to the scale the media portrays relative to the peaceful protests and demonstrations.
No. I said my guess is that is what it was referring too and agreed the harassment in a public place was too vague.
Just tell your friends to do all their rioting Sunday-Thursday and they won't have to worry.
