Florida man, passenger crash into FedEx truck during sex act

[SoProudNole]

Well, there's really no way to put this delicately. A Florida driver distracted by receiving intimate services from his passenger lost track of his surroundings and crashed head-on (it only gets worse from here, folks) into a FedEx delivery vehicle in Ft. Lauderdale on Thursday, resulting in "injuries to his private area,"

The driver and passenger were apparently driving northbound in an SUV on North Ocean Boulevard when the driver became distracted by his passenger's performance and crossed the center line, striking the delivery van as it traveled southbound near the intersection with Northwest 19th St. Neither occupant of the FedEx vehicle was injured; the only package harmed was the one being attentively gift-wrapped by the passenger of the SUV.

LOL..... dumbasses.

 

[B1GDeal]

Florida gonna Florida

 

[TJ8869]

Good luck convincing her to do that again.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

“The injury was not reported to be reproductively catastrophic.”

 

[PoopandBoogers]

 

[JupiterHawk]

Reminds me of The World According to Garp clip.

After the crash, Roberta, a transgender played by John Lithgow: “I mean, I had mine removed surgically under general anesthesia. But to have it bitten off in a Buick …”

 

[The Tradition]

Well that bites.

 

[ericram]

I find it HARD to believe she will stick around long.

 

[runkpanole]

Poor guy just wanted a little road head and lost his head.

 

[NCHawk5]

Ok… we need pics and raise your hand if you’ve received this 🖐 I’ll start

 

[ericram]

Poor guy just wanted a little road head and lost his head.

Did she spit or swallow?

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

 

[onlyTheObvious]

Jury still out on the value.

 

[TC Nole OX]

Florida gonna Florida

One night about 20 years ago, I did something monumentally stupid that rivaled this that could have had me featured in a newspaper with the subject line “Florida Man…” Instead of a FedEx truck, it would have been a a car full of retirees.

 

[NCHawk5]

One night about 20 years ago, I did something monumentally stupid that rivaled this that could have had me featured in a newspaper with the subject line “Florida Man…” Instead of a FedEx truck, it would have been a a car full of retirees.

Who was on the receiving end?

 

[steelrain]

They weren't married....that's a given.

 

[GOHOX69]

No wonder my packages are getting delayed

 

[noleclone2]

 

[SSG T]

Reminds me of The World According to Garp clip.

After the crash, Roberta, a transgender played by John Lithgow: “I mean, I had mine removed surgically under general anesthesia. But to have it bitten off in a Buick …”

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First thing I thought of.

 

[Jan Itor]

Who was on the receiving end?

Not him

 

[NCHawk5]

Not him

Ah so two HROTers were present. Rate his skills 1 to 10, be honest.

 

[JupiterHawk]

First thing I thought of.

The funning thing is, rewatching that, the wife was desperate to break up with her boyfriend and begging him to leave. He finally said he would under the condition she gives him one last blow job. She must have given great head.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

No wonder my packages are getting all sticky

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