Former AD for Eastern District of Virginia found dead

[BioHawk]

How are there not 5 threads on the front page spreading conspiracy theories about this? Or maybe there is and this is a Pepsi. I kind of hope it is actually, otherwise accusations of people losing their touch will start to creep in.

Anyway, I'm sure this is totally legit but this is the exact kind of thing that if it had happened to a former Trump attorney the MAGAs would be talking about this like she was Epstein.

Ex-US attorney for Eastern District of Virginia Jessica Aber found dead

Jessica Aber, 43, was found dead in a Virginia home on Sunday

www.bbc.com

 

[Hawki97]

Kinda cute...if you're in to tinkerbell-like chicks.

 

[BrianNole777]

I saw that in the news today.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

 

[lucas80]

Pretty sure she led some cases against some Russians. We will probably hear soon enough if it was some domestic dispute, or a health condition, but those Russians…

 

[cigaretteman]

 

[tarheelbybirth]

Well hell...now Trump has a heart attack gun!!

 

[GOHOX69]

Vince Foster says hey.

 

[NoWokeBloke]

CIA leaks? Well there ya go

 

[TravelingWilbury]

Pretty sure she led some cases against some Russians. We will probably hear soon enough if it was some domestic dispute, or a health condition, but those Russians…

If the Russians were involved she would have fallen out of a window of a high rise. That is their go to.

 

[BioHawk]

If the Russians were involved she would have fallen out of a window of a high rise. That is their go to.

They aren't above other methods though if the opportunity to drop someone out a window doesn't present itself.

 

[lucas80]

If the Russians were involved she would have fallen out of a window of a high rise. That is their go to.

They are also partial to poison, radioactive darts, and good old fashioned shootings. It isn’t like Trump will make a stink about it if Putin ordered a hit on US soil.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Pretty sure she led some cases against some Russians. We will probably hear soon enough if it was some domestic dispute, or a health condition, but those Russians…

Didn’t fall from a fifth floor window?

 

[thewop]

Clearly COVID vaxxed and boosted. Too bad Biden forced Trump's vaccine on everyone.

How's that for starting the conspiracies?

 

[Tom Paris]

Clearly COVID vaxxed and boosted. Too bad Biden forced Trump's vaccine on everyone.

How's that for starting the conspiracies?

Not very good. You guys suck at it.

 

[seminole97]

A friend of the family told the BBC's US partner CBS News that Aber's death is "believed to be the result of a longstanding medical issue".

 

[thewop]

Not very good. You guys suck at it.

Well, I can't be awesome at everything I guess, so if I have to suck at something, I'm glad it's conspiracy theories...

 

[BlIIlken2]

Was she apart of the war plan chat?!!

 

[win4jj]

Was she apart of the war plan chat?!!

That’s classified.

(To bad “that’s classified” doesn’t mean jack shit anymore.)