Friendsmas is outta control

[Derekd3408]

tonight. It's now non stop table twirking and lap dances. We've gone from playful madness to full on pants off ass smacking by the girls.

I sent some snaps of the early activities to @jellyfish10 and @McLovin32. Unfortunately my snapchat privileges were suspended for the latter later of the evening. I wont remember creating this thread in the AM. /CSB

 

[Greenway4Prez]

Wow, this is the treatment I get for those two somewhat funny Snaps I’ve sent you over the last 1.5 years?!?! Gah!!!

 

[McLovin32]

tonight. It's now non stop table twirking and lap dances. We've gone from playful madness to full on pants off ass smacking by the girls.

I sent some snaps of the early activities to @jellyfish10 and @McLovin32. Unfortunately my snapchat privileges were suspended for the latter later of the evening. I wont remember creating this thread in the AM. /CSB

Appreciated said snaps.

 

[JWolf74]

This thread sucks

 

[jellyfish10]

tonight. It's now non stop table twirking and lap dances. We've gone from playful madness to full on pants off ass smacking by the girls.

I sent some snaps of the early activities to @jellyfish10 and @McLovin32. Unfortunately my snapchat privileges were suspended for the latter later of the evening. I wont remember creating this thread in the AM. /CSB

Said snaps may have been opened by an unauthorized user...please re-send.

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

Damn I need your snapchat

 

[Derekd3408]

Wow, this is the treatment I get for those two somewhat funny Snaps I’ve sent you over the last 1.5 years?!?! Gah!!!

I feel bad now. I have you and a few others on here I didn't send them to because you arent in my top 30 or so. Will do better next time

 

[ChodaBoy]

Who cares?

 

[Derekd3408]

Damn I need your snapchat

We can fix that. Going to Florida with this same group in January. Guessing tonight is just a taste of what's to come.

 

[Derekd3408]

Who cares?

I have a solution for you. Ignore me and this thread, than you'll never have to suffer through this again.

 

[Rudolph]

Hey OP…

 

[Derekd3408]

Hey OP…

Is that white Booger McFarland wearing a sweet watch?

 

[Rudolph]

Is that white Booger McFarland wearing a sweet watch?

No.

 

[ChodaBoy]

I have a solution for you. Ignore me and this thread, than you'll never have to suffer through this again.

And miss these attempts to seem super cool? Nah.

 

[ping72]

How are you feeling this morning @Derekd3408 ?

 

[naturalmwa]

Hey OP…

Is that an alethiometer?

 

[Rudolph]

Is that an alethiometer?

I got a watch for my 20,000th like. Has 20 of the finest cubic zirconias you’ve ever seen.

 

[naturalmwa]

I got a watch for my 20,000th like. Has 20 of the finest cubic zirconias you’ve ever seen.

So it’s sort of a lie, alethiometers don’t lie.

 

[Rudolph]

So it’s sort of a lie, alethiometers don’t lie.

You lost me.

 

[naturalmwa]

You lost me.

It’s a nerd reference to His Dark Materials.

 

[Rudolph]

It’s a nerd reference to His Dark Materials.

Well that’s fine but if you’re calling my watch a lie well them’s fightin’ words bucko.

 

[naturalmwa]

Well that’s fine but if you’re calling my watch a lie well them’s fightin’ words bucko.

I’m calling cubic zirconia lies because they are trying to be diamonds.

 

[Rudolph]

I’m calling cubic zirconia lies because they are trying to be diamonds.

I celebrate them as they are, Nat. They aren’t lies to me. They’re marvels of ingenuity and craftsmanship.

 

[naturalmwa]

I celebrate them as they are, Nat. They aren’t lies to me. They’re marvels of ingenuity and craftsmanship.

 

[JWolf74]

I celebrate them as they are, Nat. They aren’t lies to me. They’re marvels of ingenuity and craftsmanship.

And they don't require blood money

 

[Fan In Black]

can someone translate the title?