I always think a dry month sounds good, then I can’t really come to a reason not to have a drink. Off the top of my head, maybe April.
January - Playoffs, birthday, anniversary
February - Super Bowl
March - March Madness, St. Patrick’s Day
April - It’s just nice to sit on my back deck and I’m usually at a baseball game
May - baseball and Memorial Day
June - baseball, possibility of being on vacation
July - Independence Day
August - start of football
September - Football
October - starts to be a chill in the air and football
November - have to survive the in-laws at Thanksgiving
December - Holiday parties