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Gamers Accuse Elon Musk of Cheating to Level Up

He works 100 hour weeks, when is he supposed to find time to level up in DIV?

He 100% paid someone to play a POE 2 account, I've played a ton of early access and yeah... there's just no way he played that thing all the way to 97 in Hardcore.

But let's entertain the idea that he did play the POE 2 account the entire time.

That means we have two possibilities:

A billionaire who has been a part of high profile companies and projects is so vain that he pretends to be good at video games to seek approval of gamer dorks like myself.

or

He's spending so much time playing POE 2 that he is proving to everyone he does absolutely nothing in his businesses. There is not enough time in the day to get a character to 97 in hardcore and effectively do anything else in your life. It's like an 8-10 hour a day commitment minimum, that's assuming zero deaths since release of early access which just isn't a thing.

Either scenario is hilarious. Dude has stolen valor with video games, it's just so sad lol.
 
So maybe it isn't that far of a stretch that he would pay someone to promote and defend everything he does on an Iowa sports based message board...

Beat me to it! It is confirmed! Nobody slobs knob 24x7x365 like phenomenally does for Musky without getting paid.



Unless you have a mental illness of course.



Well shit, never mind. I guess nothing is confirmed.
 
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I laugh at all of you who give two seconds of thought about this. Who gives a shit about a video game and whether or not he’s paying someone? It’s a video game, maybe you missed that part 🤣
I don’t give a shit about someone’s game prowess, their dick size or their golf handicap either. But when people cheat at things like golf or games that don’t truly matter it should warn you about what they will do when real shit is on the line.

Musk is in a position of significant influence. If he cheats at Diablo what will he do with his newfound government influence?
 
I laugh at all of you who give two seconds of thought about this. Who gives a shit about a video game and whether or not he’s paying someone? It’s a video game, maybe you missed that part 🤣
Just listen to yourself. It’s just a video game, right? Like you said… just a video game and yet this tool is faking like he’s good at just a video game.
 
Just listen to yourself. It’s just a video game, right? Like you said… just a video game and yet this tool is faking like he’s good at just a video game.

Exactly. You’re talking to someone who can’t comprehend the silliness of it all and why that would be amusing because he’s drowning in Trump/Musk juice though. And he doesn’t want a life raft. So just let him be.
 
If you were to overlay he and Trump’s general makeup there would be so many overlaps - the insecurity portion of the personality quiz would be like a 100% match. Their divorce is going to be absolutely amazing to watch. Must See TV!
So many similarities. The pungent stink of narcissism surrounding both of them is approaching Sex Panther territory.

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When the story initially broke on Elon being a top Diablo player I immediately thought he was having someone gear and level up his account.

In the past I ended a good handful of D3 seasons near the top on leaderboards, if you took the obvious botters off the leaderboard I would have been top 10 in a few of them. The amount of hours it took me to do that was absolutely insane. Probably something like 8 to 16 hours a day of non stop grinding, and speed running for gear.

I think it is fantastic that he embarrassed himself like he did because it will make some gamers that were passive Elon fans understand that Elon is a liar and cheat.
 
I don’t give a shit about someone’s game prowess, their dick size or their golf handicap either. But when people cheat at things like golf or games that don’t truly matter it should warn you about what they will do when real shit is on the line.

Musk is in a position of significant influence. If he cheats at Diablo what will he do with his newfound government influence?
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He 100% paid someone to play a POE 2 account, I've played a ton of early access and yeah... there's just no way he played that thing all the way to 97 in Hardcore.

But let's entertain the idea that he did play the POE 2 account the entire time.

That means we have two possibilities:

A billionaire who has been a part of high profile companies and projects is so vain that he pretends to be good at video games to seek approval of gamer dorks like myself.

or

He's spending so much time playing POE 2 that he is proving to everyone he does absolutely nothing in his businesses. There is not enough time in the day to get a character to 97 in hardcore and effectively do anything else in your life. It's like an 8-10 hour a day commitment minimum, that's assuming zero deaths since release of early access which just isn't a thing.

Either scenario is hilarious. Dude has stolen valor with video games, it's just so sad lol.
We all knew he was ass at games when he posted his dogshit eldin ring build
 
Pretty much what my library looks like.
So the Corvallis library is right across from the bus station/central park which is a big homeless hangout spot. They would use the library for all sorts of reasons, like bathroom, water, cool off, computers, which are all great reasons to use the library.

But they also had NO shame about watching porn at the computers. No shame at all. You were lucky if they had their own headphones.

Anyway, there aren't many homeless people in my area in Omaha bc I'm kind of on the edge of town, so not many people watching porn in my library.
 
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So the Corvallis library is right across from the bus station/central park which is a big homeless hangout spot. They would use the library for all sorts of reasons, like bathroom, water, cool off, computers, which are all great reasons to use the library.

But they also had NO shame about watching porn at the computers. No shame at all. You were lucky if they had their own headphones.

Anyway, there aren't many homeless people in my area in Omaha bc I'm kind of on the edge of town, so not many people watching porn in my library.

Even the homeless have needs.
 
So the Corvallis library is right across from the bus station/central park which is a big homeless hangout spot. They would use the library for all sorts of reasons, like bathroom, water, cool off, computers, which are all great reasons to use the library.

But they also had NO shame about watching porn at the computers. No shame at all. You were lucky if they had their own headphones.

Anyway, there aren't many homeless people in my area in Omaha bc I'm kind of on the edge of town, so not many people watching porn in my library.
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So the Corvallis library is right across from the bus station/central park which is a big homeless hangout spot. They would use the library for all sorts of reasons, like bathroom, water, cool off, computers, which are all great reasons to use the library.

But they also had NO shame about watching porn at the computers. No shame at all. You were lucky if they had their own headphones.

Anyway, there aren't many homeless people in my area in Omaha bc I'm kind of on the edge of town, so not many people watching porn in my library.
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