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God Bless the Satanic Temple

If you think hard enough you might realize there is something they believe in.
Oh I know. They believe in disrupting others' heart felt beliefs. After school programs? **** no, not on our watch. Don't kill, don't cheat, honor mom and dad? Are you kidding me get that shit out of the courthouse!!! Parents wanting their kids to go to church for an hour a week on their own dime? Hell no!!!!
 
Due to recent legislation in Iowa, absences to attend religious instruction are deemed excused. Absences to take a family trip, visit a college, or attend a funeral are unexcused. Clearly, we have the best and the brightest in charge.
I'm relieved to know that Iowan kids attending Taliban training camps won't count against their attendance records.
 
Can we resurrect the Star Island in Miami Zion Coptic Church of the 70's?
 
I blame Hollywood.

I'm not a fan of the Satanist movement but I will say this. Anyone who has watched the movies knows that, when summoned, Satan shows up way more for Satanists than God does for non-Satanists. Cleft hooves, horns and all. The most the other side gets is Mary crying in a painting or something.
 
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Oh I know. They believe in disrupting others' heart felt beliefs. After school programs? **** no, not on our watch. Don't kill, don't cheat, honor mom and dad? Are you kidding me get that shit out of the courthouse!!! Parents wanting their kids to go to church for an hour a week on their own dime? Hell no!!!!
Season 6 What GIF by The Office
 
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Oh I know. They believe in disrupting others' heart felt beliefs. After school programs? **** no, not on our watch. Don't kill, don't cheat, honor mom and dad? Are you kidding me get that shit out of the courthouse!!! Parents wanting their kids to go to church for an hour a week on their own dime? Hell no!!!!
You are an angry elf.
 
Oh I know. They believe in disrupting others' heart felt beliefs. After school programs? **** no, not on our watch. Don't kill, don't cheat, honor mom and dad? Are you kidding me get that shit out of the courthouse!!! Parents wanting their kids to go to church for an hour a week on their own dime? Hell no!!!!
WTF are you blathering on about? And since when has honoring your father and mother been IN the courthouse? TIA
 
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