".............some hi-tech stuff that nobody understood. I mean the guy blasted a hole through the gate, walked in, took out twenty guards! They didn't even get close to him. Then he loots the treasure, just takes the best stuff. He sits down and drinks a bunch of ale, aint nobody coming near him by now. He sets all the animals free. He tosses out all the good stuff he took to the peasants, smiles and leaves.
The Duke? We found him later buried up to his ankles in the hog lot. Yeah, up to his ankles, upside down!
And the weird thing is since all this happened it turns out all the women in the village are pregnant!
All I know is we never saw this coming, and never saw anything like it."
Great write up. It kind of explains why teams have such a hard time preparing for us. Unless they also have freaks like Maryland it is really hard to get a team ready.