Grrrr. So my wife invited some couples over tonight for drinks.

[artradley]

This is not completely on her, I had originally planned on driving to Annapolis tonight for the Navy/Bucknell match to watch a kid I used to coach and visit with his dad, who is a friend of mine. But the dad isn't going to be able to make it, so I decided to stay home and watch Iowa.

So now I guess the other men are just going to have to watch wrestling for the first time in their lives...

 

[UndercoverHawk]

This is not completely on her, I had originally planned on driving to Annapolis tonight for the Navy/Bucknell match to watch a kid I used to coach and visit with his dad, who is a friend of mine. But the dad isn't going to be able to make it, so I decided to stay home and watch Iowa.

So now I guess the other men are just going to have to watch wrestling for the first time in their lives...

Good opportunity. They can watch Iowa pinslay some scrubs

 

[dhm47]

This is not completely on her, I had originally planned on driving to Annapolis tonight for the Navy/Bucknell match to watch a kid I used to coach and visit with his dad, who is a friend of mine. But the dad isn't going to be able to make it, so I decided to stay home and watch Iowa.

So now I guess the other men are just going to have to watch wrestling for the first time in their lives...

Mine has me downtown Scottsdale for dinner with friends as well, ugh.

 

[AFHawk86]

Good opportunity. They can watch Iowa pinslay some scrubs

I like the term pinslay. May be my new fave term replacing pinfall!

 

[MVPFAN]

Call the divorce lawyer.

 

[dtripp26]

This is not completely on her, I had originally planned on driving to Annapolis tonight for the Navy/Bucknell match to watch a kid I used to coach and visit with his dad, who is a friend of mine. But the dad isn't going to be able to make it, so I decided to stay home and watch Iowa.

So now I guess the other men are just going to have to watch wrestling for the first time in their lives...

Mine has me downtown Scottsdale for dinner with friends as well, ugh.

Do your wives carry your balls in her purse?

I kid, I kid.

I'm with you Art, time to learn those guys up on Iowa style! If they don't like it they can go drink wine with the other ladies.

 

[Mr. Royce]

Pics of wife?

 

[MSU158]

Pics of wife?

More importantly, pics of ALL women that will be in attendance. We can't tell you what to do until we have all the pertinent information to make a fully informed decision!

 

[ih8iast8]

This is not completely on her, I had originally planned on driving to Annapolis tonight for the Navy/Bucknell match to watch a kid I used to coach and visit with his dad, who is a friend of mine. But the dad isn't going to be able to make it, so I decided to stay home and watch Iowa.

So now I guess the other men are just going to have to watch wrestling for the first time in their lives...

convince them the inner circle is some secret order and get them to buy in!

 

[Neo_Hawk]

My wife knows the rules!

.....and because the rule is, she makes the rules, I had to get her to fall in love with Iowa Wrestling, which she did.

So you guys better man up!

.....and do as your wife says.

 

[A Fist Full of Hawkeyes]

I've only been married for two years but I finally have my wife asking me before making any plans, if there's a dual on that she needs to know about.

It's as if the team poster schedule on the fridge doesn't exist, but at least she asks!

I heard her talking to her uncle today about how he needs help moving a fridge, she said we'd be able to as long as a dual wasn't on the same evening.

God bless her!

 

[artradley]

More importantly, pics of ALL women that will be in attendance. We can't tell you what to do until we have all the pertinent information to make a fully informed decision!

We live in a 55+ community, so I believe the pics rule does not apply.

 

[MonteHawkeyeSS]

We live in a 55+ community, so I believe the pics rule does not apply.

55kg?

 

[BanjoSaysWoof]

We live in a 55+ community, so I believe the pics rule does not apply.

everyone is entitled to a little sugar no?

 

[butchinmi]

Mine has me downtown Scottsdale for dinner with friends as well, ugh.

I believe you were all asking the wrong person for pics. Downtown Scottsdale eh? Pics?

 

[MSU158]

We live in a 55+ community, so I believe the pics rule does not apply.

Isn’t 55 the new 35? It is probably best to just give us the pictures and let us decide for ourselves. This is a democracy, isn’t it?

 

[funnyfletcher]

Guess what this single guy's doing tonight? Watching the Hawks!

 

[IAChief32]

You f*ckers are killing me tonight haha. Great thread.

Move to Iowa City Art...even if the guys coming over don’t like wrestling, at least here they have to pretend like they do.

 

[Vallholl]

We live in a 55+ community, so I believe the pics rule does not apply.

What are the rules there?
BTW 55 isn't old any more.

 

[Wendy79]

Shoulda married a woman who likes wrestling.

 

[Smalltownhawkfan 1]

Guess what this single guy's doing tonight? Watching the Hawks!

jacking off?

 

[funnyfletcher]

jacking off?

gross. Yes. But gross.

 

[Kranepool2]

Art... did your guests learn any new wrestling moves they can use on their wives, after tonight’s meet?

 

[IAChief32]

gross. Yes. But gross.

Well...played.

 

[LutherAce]

gross. Yes. But gross.

Aww man...and I've shaken your hand before ..never again!

 

[funnyfletcher]

Aww man...and I've shaken your hand before ..never again!

I don’t use my shaken hand.

 

[artradley]

Art... did your guests learn any new wrestling moves they can use on their wives, after tonight’s meet?

They appreciated Bull’s ball-and-chain-arm-bar-to-balls-in-the-face move.

And the wondered why the f there is a half time!

 

[pacnorthhawkeye]

What are the rules there?
BTW 55 isn't old any more.

Just watched John Wick 3 last night and realized Keanu Reeves and Mark Dacascos are both over 55....so you are right.