https://www.thelostogle.com/2019/10/21/10-laziest-oklahoma-halloween-costumes-for-2019/#comments
From Oklahoma...
#5.
Freed Nipple
Another new right that Oklahoma kinda-sorta-disputably gained this year was for women to go topless. In the ultimate culmination of the ‘Sexy (insert occupation)’ costume, just go topless. It’ll probably be chilly at night though, so prepare to have diamond-cutters poking out all night long.
From Oklahoma...
#5.
Freed Nipple
Another new right that Oklahoma kinda-sorta-disputably gained this year was for women to go topless. In the ultimate culmination of the ‘Sexy (insert occupation)’ costume, just go topless. It’ll probably be chilly at night though, so prepare to have diamond-cutters poking out all night long.