Happy 89th Birthday To Hugh Hefner

[LuteHawk]

Today, we pause in our daily routine to honor a man
who defies definition. Here is a brief record of his
official love life:

Wife: Mildred Williams 1949-1959
Partner: Barbi Benton 1969-1976
Wife: Kim Conrad 1989-1998
Partner: Brandi Roderick 2000-2001
Partner: Tina Jordan 2001-2002
Partner: Holly Madison 2003-2008
Wife: Crystal Harris 2012-Present

At the age of 89, Hugh is married to 29 year old
Crystal. Money, luxury, and status covers up
the 60 year age gap.

 

[LuteHawk]

The brief record of his official love life does not
include all the liaisons with Play Mates of the Year.
Hugh Hefner is an icon who never died from STD.

 

[ihawk in FWB]

Originally posted by LuteHawk:

The brief record of his official love life does not

include all the liaisons with Play Mates of the Year.

Hugh Hefner is an icon who never died from STD.

Apparently there is still time for him to die from a STD.
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[CarolinaHawkeye]

I can remember having the hots for Barbi Benton. I read somewhere many years ago, that HH had already lost his battle with ED so perhaps it is too late to die from an STD.

 

[jscott78]

My wife watched a Roger Ebert documentary on Netflix. One thing that came out of that was Gene Siskel was a great pal of Hefner's and spent a lot of time at the playboy mansion. Couldn't believe that.

 

[TJ8869]

Originally posted by CarolinaHawkeye:

I can remember having the hots for Barbi Benton. I read somewhere many years ago, that HH had already lost his battle with ED so perhaps it is too late to die from an STD.

You don't have to have an erection to get an STD.

 

[LuteHawk]

Hugh had 2 children from his marriage to Mildred
and 2 children from his marriage to Kim. These
4 children are his legacy to the world.

 

[strummingram]

Here's another example of LuteHawk's religious ambiguity and self-righteous hypocrisy. One minute he's trumpeting Bible text and proper social etiquette as being "God's intent" and the next minute he's displaying how he is consumed and driven by his own personal sin- Lust. Usually he's reminding us of some empty-headed cheesecake bim's birthday. Now he's lauding a life-long pornographer, who has committed adultery a billion times, who perpetuates lust in society, and is also an avowed atheist. Praise the Lord.


*For the record, I personally couldn't care less about any of Hefner's alleged religious transgressions (to me those are man-made transgressions), I admire most of his achievements, and will gladly acknowledge anyone's birthday. I just enjoy pointing-out how this self-righteous poster is a religious hypocrite. That's almost redundant... religious hypocrite.