Happy Birthday Kelly Kapowski
- Thread starter thewop
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Imagine how many knuckle shuffles she inspired.
How did Brandon Tartikoff and NBC get away with this every Saturday morning?
Maybe it's something you wouldn't understand at 25, but she's an attractive 50 year old.
At least she has clothes on so it's within HORGOAT guidelines...
Holy shit, Robin Zander is 71?! That’s it, I surrender.
My wife and I were on vacation a few years ago in Tampa. We are sitting at the hotel bar and start talking to another couple. The gal said she used to be Tiffany's assistant. About an hour later Tiffany actually calls this gal and she let me say hi to her on the phone. Closest I'll ever get to her. I know, CSB
I used to get really mad when friends would pick Lisa or Jessie over her. Now I just think they had fap burn out.
Lisa I could get, they were wrong, but I get it. Jessie was just, no.
I have a friend that looks exactly like her except she's probably a good 75 pounds heavier.
Loves dick and could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Real life squirts, even sucked a strangers dick at a porn shop once (glory hole).
Oh, and she's an amazing cook.
We should never hang out….too similar and would probably end up sending ourselves into a sex addiction fueled whore fest
Tell it again, but slower....
LOL.
I'm a married man but she wanted the D.
We were texting back and forth just a normal conversation and out of the blue she texts me a picture of her tits with a bra on. And then with the bra off.
Holy cow.
They were amazing. lol
LOL.
If you don't mind them a little bigger, she would be a KEEPER.
She's actually on a weight loss pill so who knows how she will look in a few months or so.
Her daughters are smoking gorgeous.
Kapow!!
Dude, you must be very well connected with all the ladies in hollywood...i still recall how you once produced a fantastic (and legit) intimate portrait of brittney spears about 3 seconds after request. good man.
There are rules here.
Don’t tell us you don’t have the photo anymore, we know that’s a lie.
I was in the Burbank airport when Polly shore and some skank sat next to me. He was supposed to be dating TAT at that time. I didnt mention it.
Don't have any pictures anymore but I may have a video she sent me on snap.
I'll reach out to her and see how she's doing and her weight loss journey.
I think she's off the market though now so you guys might be out of luck.
She's in the CR area.
I don’t buy it. CR is full of unattractive females. The one you described sounds attractive. Especially if she is just a heavier version of Kelly
How old is she? Have her daughters graduated high school? If so, how old are they?
She posted this picture today, not bad for 50.
Why stop there? Phone #? SSN#? Last known address? Mother’s maiden name?
