He did not have permission to do that!

[Colonel Homer]

LOL!
Police: Man sneaks up behind woman in apartment, violates her
http://www.kwwl.com/story/29032192/...aks-up-behind-woman-in-apartment-violates-her

 

[linkshero]

apparently they need to work on their communication skills.

 

[SCHawkFan]

I think he has been watching too much porn.

 

[INXS83]

LOL!
Police: Man sneaks up behind woman in apartment, violates her
http://www.kwwl.com/story/29032192/2015/05/11/police-man-sneaks-up-behind-woman-in-apartment-violates-her

BF/GF? Definitely not strangers. So, you have to get permission before administering a facial? Sounds like a lead story for an episode of Law & Order.

 

[Funky Bunch]

She'll change her mind when she notices her skin is much smoother

 

[ICWestfan]

Area man accused of rape
Authorities have accused a Coralville man of raping a woman.
William Miller, 36, was charged with third-degree sexual abuse on May 22.
According to online court documents, Miller was drinking with his friends.
When everyone went to sleep, Miller went to the woman and pulled her pants down while she was incapacitated and assaulted her.
The woman’s friend reportedly saw Miller assaulting her and told him to get away. Once Miller left, the woman’s friend woke her to take her to the hospital for an exam.
Miller was interviewed and reportedly admitted to assaulting the woman but claimed the sex was consensual. He also said the woman was “not even rapable” by his own standards.
Third-degree sexual abuse is a Class-C felony.

http://www.dailyiowan.com/2015/05/11/Metro/42156.html

 

[HallofFame]

Area man accused of rape
Authorities have accused a Coralville man of raping a woman.
William Miller, 36, was charged with third-degree sexual abuse on May 22.
According to online court documents, Miller was drinking with his friends.
When everyone went to sleep, Miller went to the woman and pulled her pants down while she was incapacitated and assaulted her.
The woman’s friend reportedly saw Miller assaulting her and told him to get away. Once Miller left, the woman’s friend woke her to take her to the hospital for an exam.
Miller was interviewed and reportedly admitted to assaulting the woman but claimed the sex was consensual. He also said the woman was “not even rapable” by his own standards.
Third-degree sexual abuse is a Class-C felony.

http://www.dailyiowan.com/2015/05/11/Metro/42156.html

Rape isn't a funny subject but that is down right funny stuff right there.