Hogan Named Secretary of Commerce
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Whatcha gonna do when MAGA comes for you?
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I opened the thread hoping you meant Larry Hogan. For a fleeting moment I thought Trump had finally made a wise appointment.
I thought you we talking about Larry Hogan, and I was stunned (in a good way) that Trump would have done that.
Of course you were joking.
Of course you were joking.
We have to be more realistic when we see things like that. I mean, Hogan is a never Trumper, and Trump 100% this time will only surround himself with total subservients.
hawkeyetraveler
HB Heisman
First thing that went through my mind “well the Hulkster is more qualified than the AG pick”.
Hulkster gonna do patents. Yaaasss brother.
Made you look…,
I'm going to be fooled by these joke nominations every time. Yesterday I thought all the real noms were jokes.
At this point, I'm honestly thinking this will be our new Surgeon General.
From a different thread, here's my recommendations:
- Secretary of State – Ted Nugent
- Secretary of the Treasury – Kanye West
- Secretary of Defense – Hulk Hogan
- Attorney General (Department of Justice) – Rudy Giuliani
- Secretary of the Interior – Scott Baio
- Secretary of Agriculture – Kid Rock
- Secretary of Commerce – Mike Lindell (MyPillow founder)
- Secretary of Labor – Roseanne Barr
- Secretary of Health and Human Services – Dr. Mehmet Oz
- Secretary of Housing and Urban Development – Danielle Bregoli ("Bhad Bhabie," the "Cash Me Outside" girl)
- Secretary of Transportation – Bubba Wallace
- Secretary of Energy – Ted Cruz
- Secretary of Education – Ben Carson
- Secretary of Veterans Affairs – Jon Voight
- Secretary of Homeland Security – Sheriff Joe Arpaio
Sadly, none of those appointments would have been surprising.
I'm still looking for Marjorie Taylor Green to get a big cabinet role, and will be absolutely shocked if it doesn't happen.
