Hooker websites.

[BrianNole09]

Out of curiosity, last night, I was trolling for hookers online near D.C.

I'd never actually get a hooker because of the soul deadening effects, etc., but I was surprised at how blatant it was. Many of them had websites, with nude pics and their rates and e-mail addresses and phone numbers.

I imagine the cops could arrest them easily, if they wanted to.

I also had this evil thought that hookers would be so much cheaper than getting married and having kids. If you get married and have a kid and it costs you the national average of $250,000, that's 625 sessions of a hooker at $400 an hour. That's 26 years of bi-monthly sessions.

Of course, getting married and having kids can be great. I was just strictly calculating the financial side of it.

CSB.

Sorry, I don't have pics.

 

[TheCainer]

Out of curiosity, last night, I was trolling for hookers online near D.C.

I'd never actually get a hooker because of the soul deadening effects, etc., but I was surprised at how blatant it was. Many of them had websites, with nude pics and their rates and e-mail addresses and phone numbers.

I imagine the cops could arrest them easily, if they wanted to.

I also had this evil thought that hookers would be so much cheaper than getting married and having kids. If you get married and have a kid and it costs you the national average of $250,000, that's 625 sessions of a hooker at $400 an hour. That's 26 years of bi-monthly sessions.

Of course, getting married and having kids can be great. I was just strictly calculating the financial side of it.

CSB.

Sorry, I don't have pics.

I was told recently by someone in-the-know that the reason hookers get paid is NOT for the sex, but so that the hookers will leave after the sex is over.

Seems to make some sense.

 

[BrianNole09]

I was told recently by someone in-the-know that the reason hookers get paid is NOT for the sex, but so that the hookers will leave after the sex is over.

Seems to make some sense.

Charlie Sheen???

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Local eyeball news 9 did a piece on human trafficking last night on the 6 o'clock news. According to the " expert " the average hooker has sex 30 - 70 times a day..... @ the 1:06 mark. Your crawl space must be a sloppy mess.

http://www.kcrg.com/content/news/Ja...n-Trafficking-Prevention-Month-469693243.html

 

[BrianNole09]

Local eyeball news 9 did a piece on human trafficking last night on the 6 o'clock news. According to the " expert " the average hooker has sex 30 - 70 times a day..... @ the 1:06 mark. Your crawl space must be a sloppy mess.

http://www.kcrg.com/content/news/Ja...n-Trafficking-Prevention-Month-469693243.html

They must be rich.

One of the hooker websites linked to a review site, and one of the hookers had 2,300+ reviews.

If she had that many reviews, imagine how many clients she had in total.

50,000?

Yikes.

 

[TheCainer]

Charlie Sheen???

Well.......

I was told not to say.

 

[ihawk in FWB]

Local eyeball news 9 did a piece on human trafficking last night on the 6 o'clock news. According to the " expert " the average hooker has sex 30 - 70 times a day..... @ the 1:06 mark. Your crawl space must be a sloppy mess.

http://www.kcrg.com/content/news/Ja...n-Trafficking-Prevention-Month-469693243.html

I wonder what a sloppy 70th would do to your soul.

 

[TheCainer]

I wonder what a sloppy 70th would do to your soul.

You don't want to know....sigh

 

[jasonrann]

Local eyeball news 9 did a piece on human trafficking last night on the 6 o'clock news. According to the " expert " the average hooker has sex 30 - 70 times a day..... @ the 1:06 mark. Your crawl space must be a sloppy mess.

http://www.kcrg.com/content/news/Ja...n-Trafficking-Prevention-Month-469693243.html

30-70 times/day ?! For real?

 

[Randy Marsh]

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

30-70 times/day ?! For real?

I was quoting the " expert " in the clip. I kind of doubted this figure myself. 8 hour day would be about 9 an hour or every 6 - 7 minutes.................does not allow for much " cuddling " time.

 

[TheCainer]

I was quoting the " expert " in the clip. I kind of doubted this figure myself. 8 hour day would be about 9 an hour or every 6 - 7 minutes.................does not allow for much " cuddling " time.

Cuddling??? What's that?

NEXT!

 

[BrianNole09]

Cuddling??? What's that?

NEXT!

Ask your Mom.

She loves to cuddle afterwards with her clients.

 

[Huey Grey]

70 times a day? Come on. You fellas don't actually believe that?

 

[jasonrann]

I was quoting the " expert " in the clip. I kind of doubted this figure myself. 8 hour day would be about 9 an hour or every 6 - 7 minutes.................does not allow for much " cuddling " time.

Or washing up time. Yikes.

 

[ottumwan in tx]

yeah, I have had a few ford escorts. used to be escort services used to advertise on craigslist. I don't think they can any longer after a hooker murderer got busted like ten yrs ago. but anyway I used to search for parts and whole cars, hooker chicks would pop up. csb.

 

[Fan In Black]

I like hookers.

 

[NoleATL]

Out of curiosity, last night, I was trolling for hookers online near D.C.

I'd never actually get a hooker because of the soul deadening effects, etc., but I was surprised at how blatant it was. Many of them had websites, with nude pics and their rates and e-mail addresses and phone numbers.

I imagine the cops could arrest them easily, if they wanted to.

I also had this evil thought that hookers would be so much cheaper than getting married and having kids. If you get married and have a kid and it costs you the national average of $250,000, that's 625 sessions of a hooker at $400 an hour. That's 26 years of bi-monthly sessions.

Of course, getting married and having kids can be great. I was just strictly calculating the financial side of it.

CSB.

Sorry, I don't have pics.

Or, be gay and get laid for free AND save your money...

 

[ottumwan in tx]

Or, be gay and get laid for free AND save your money...

there are no gay hookers?

 

[NoleATL]

there are no gay hookers?

Yes... for the uglies

 

[BrianNole09]

Or, be gay and get laid for free AND save your money...

But, AIDS, brah.

AIDS.

 

[ottumwan in tx]

But, AIDS, brah.

AIDS.

no, that is fake news.

 

[BelemNole]

Can't wait to hear about your next talk with the monsignor.

 

[NoleATL]

But, AIDS, brah.

AIDS.

 

[BrianNole09]

Condoms are gross and not 100% effective, brah.

 

[NoleATL]

Condoms are gross and not 100% effective, brah.

You've been talking to your priests too much. The only thing that is 100% effective is 100% abstinence... have fun with that.

 

[BrianNole09]

You've been talking to your priests too much. The only thing that is 100% effective is 100% abstinence... have fun with that.

I was about to pull an OP's Mom joke out of that, until I realized I'm the OP...yikes

 

[NoleATL]

I was about to pull an OP's Mom joke out of that, until I realized I'm the OP...yikes

You have to penetrate before you can pull out... we know you're not doing any of that...

 

[Lone Clone]

Place we go on vacation has no laws against prostitution or using a prostitute, but does have strict ones against pimping and/or operating a house of prostitution.

The only liquor law is that you have to be 16; no problem with driving or open containers, that kind of stuff.

Also, 33 white sand beaches.

Some would say it's paradise.

 

[tumorboy]

Place we go on vacation has no laws against prostitution or using a prostitute, but does have strict ones against pimping and/or operating a house of prostitution.

The only liquor law is that you have to be 16; no problem with driving or open containers, that kind of stuff.

Also, 33 white sand beaches.

Some would say it's paradise.

So you go here then. http://www.beachottumwa.com/#features

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

I was about to pull an OP's Mom joke out of that, until I realized I'm the OP...yikes

That would make you a trumpturd.

 

[ICWestfan]

I was quoting the " expert " in the clip. I kind of doubted this figure myself. 8 hour day would be about 9 an hour or every 6 - 7 minutes.................does not allow for much " cuddling " time.

I saw that and my thought was "pro or slave?" In any case, I believe she misspoke and meant 30-7women are having sex an hour, against their will.

 

[thewop]

I was told recently by someone in-the-know that the reason hookers get paid is NOT for the sex, but so that the hookers will leave after the sex is over.

Seems to make some sense.

It surely isn't illegal to be paid to leave.

 

[torbee]

Or, be gay and get laid for free AND save your money...

I’d need a super butch boyfriend. Someone who likes fishing, Iowa football, eating chickens wings and guzzling beer, etc.

Haven’t run across too many fellas on the other team with those qualities, NTTAWWT.

 

[ping72]

Local eyeball news 9 did a piece on human trafficking last night on the 6 o'clock news. According to the " expert " the average hooker has sex 30 - 70 times a day..... @ the 1:06 mark. Your crawl space must be a sloppy mess.

http://www.kcrg.com/content/news/Ja...n-Trafficking-Prevention-Month-469693243.html

30-70 times/day ?! For real?

That has to include BJ’s.

Is it even physically possible for a man to last less than 45 minutes?

 

[NoleATL]

I’d need a super butch boyfriend. Someone who likes fishing, Iowa football, eating chickens wings and guzzling beer, etc.

Haven’t run across too many fellas on the other team with those qualities, NTTAWWT.

You're not finding the right ones... pretty much all of my friends fall in that category... sans Iowa football but they're all into college and pro football. Come to Atlanta, I'll bring you to the gay sports bar on Saturday and Sunday...

 

[Rifler]

Is it even physically possible for a man to last less than 45 minutes?

I've heard that this is possible....

 

[Breastman]

There's a message board out there called the 'Escort Client Community Information Exchange'
that is quite entertaining. I won't link it as to not get banned.

I stumbled upon it about a month ago. It's a site for men who enjoy the 'hobby' and the women that provide a service. Has ads, reviews and even covers strip clubs and table dances. Kind of bizarre reading and a great way to kill an hour.

 

[h-hawk]

Like the OP I was surprised too. On vacation I sometimes have to use the phone book for reading material and the one for Washington DC had pages of Escort Services. Taking a Trumpian point of view, these services are probably for all the foreigners who want to have whoopee in a non s-hole(house) country and not in a hut.