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How fat will Bert Bielema be when he's your next coach?

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Who really cares how fat he is, as long as he turns the program around.
 
I don't care if he's so fat he has to ride a scooter on the sideline, as long as this staff we have now is gone I'm all for it.
 
Originally posted by Hawkeye2222:

since he will NEVER coach at IA, it really does not matter ho fat he gets.
Are you his spokesman as well? I thought you just worked for KF. You should be busy preparing KF's speech for his presser about signing day. How do you find the time?
 
Well....the GOOD news is there is almost always a giant construction crane right across the street from Kinnick Stadium, working on the seemingly never-ending expansion of the UI Hospitals and Clinics.

The BAD news is that's the Visitors side of the stadium. So they may need to include the cost of an extension and significant additional counter-weight in his contract.

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OP is in clear violation of the 'Rules'. There obviously are no moderators on this board anymore!!!!
It's anarchy I tell ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by MattFoleyHawk:

OP is in clear violation of the 'Rules'. There obviously are no moderators on this board anymore!!!!
It's anarchy I tell ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wat? You guys should be pumped... Hes a hell of a coach
 
Originally posted by grosie#2:
The big question is how long before Nebraska fires Riley when the best he can do is get 9 wins. And the next best question is who will be stupid enough to take the Husker job after Riley gets fired.
Meh if Bo peep and his band of losers could consistently get 9 wins, Riley will be much better considering he actually knows what he is doing.
 
Originally posted by Other-guy-from-Wham!:
Considering the success he had at Wisconsin and how now doing great things in the SEC, he can be as fat as he wants.
People really don't see this claim as premature?

He does appear to have a #25 recruiting class with 7 - 4*s, but only Missouri has a lower ranked class in the SEC (Rivals).

He went 7-6, beat Texas in a bowl game, but he went 2-6 in conference. (2-14 so far)

This is not to compare him to Iowa, or KF, or anyone else, except the SEC. The claim (consistently) on here is that he is doing "great things" in the SEC.

I'd say that is quite premature. I hope he excels and even dominates the SEC. He hasn't come close yet.
 
Originally posted by theIowaHawk:
Originally posted by Other-guy-from-Wham!:
Considering the success he had at Wisconsin and how now doing great things in the SEC, he can be as fat as he wants.
People really don't see this claim as premature?

He does appear to have a #25 recruiting class with 7 - 4*s, but only Missouri has a lower ranked class in the SEC (Rivals).

He went 7-6, beat Texas in a bowl game, but he went 2-6 in conference. (2-14 so far)

This is not to compare him to Iowa, or KF, or anyone else, except the SEC. The claim (consistently) on here is that he is doing "great things" in the SEC.

I'd say that is quite premature. I hope he excels and even dominates the SEC. He hasn't come close yet.
Have you watched his play this year? They almost beat AL and thumped LSU. They played a tough schedule this year as well. You can tell by watching them play, BB has made them into title contender in that conference. By the end of last season they were as good as anyone in that conference.
 
Originally posted by Other-guy-from-Wham!:

Have you watched his play this year? They almost beat AL and thumped LSU. They played a tough schedule this year as well. You can tell by watching them play, BB has made them into title contender in that conference. By the end of last season they were as good as anyone in that conference.
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Arkansas obviously improved as the year went on, hopefully that continues.

They won their two conference games against:
LSU, who lost 3 of the last 4
Ole Miss, who lost 4 of their last 6 (one win was against Presbyterian)

They also lost to Mizzou and Miss State (who lost 3 of their last 4).

I'm not saying that BB isn't doing a good job, that he isn't competitive, or that he isn't improving their program.

I'm saying it. is. premature. to continually claim that he is doing "great things" in the SEC. If he is doing "great things" in the SEC, than 11 out of 12 of their programs are as well...which waters down the entire claim.
 
I'm sure he'd pick Nebraska over Iowa after Riley bombs with a few 8-4 years. Nebraska, after all, has a wider fan base...

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I think he kicked the crap out of Go Little Debbie while at Buckyland and he wasn't a skinny little thing then. Hawk fans do not care. If/When he takes the reigns you cornholers are in for a crap storm. Go Hawks.
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Originally posted by delmond:
I think he kicked the crap out of Go Little Debbie while at Buckyland and he wasn't a skinny little thing then. Hawk fans do not care. If/When he takes the reigns you cornholers are in for a crap storm. Go Hawks.
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The best part is Nub thinking Wisconsin is their rival when Bucky knocks their d*ck in the dirt time and time again. They love propping themselves up like anyone outside of Nub gives a sh*t about them.
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Originally posted by kwik44:
The best part is Nub thinking Wisconsin is their rival when Bucky knocks their d*ck in the dirt time and time again. They love propping themselves up like anyone outside of Nub gives a sh*t about them.
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I completely agree with this, you are 100% correct. Wisco has embarrassed us time and time again.


It's the same thing with Iowa fans wanting a rivalry with Nebraska, just isn't going to happen. Iowa has yet to be in the top 25 one week since Nebraska joined the B1G, that's an embarrassing statistic. I mean, Nebraska has slid to the more irrelevant side of college football, but nothing like Iowa.

Both programs needed a shot of energy this offseason, and one team got it. The other team just continues to sign bottom of the B1G recruiting classes and prays they can somehow get to 8-4 the next season.

Wisco owns Nebby, the truth hurts.
 
Originally posted by Bill_Callahan2.0:

Originally posted by kwik44:
The best part is Nub thinking Wisconsin is their rival when Bucky knocks their d*ck in the dirt time and time again. They love propping themselves up like anyone outside of Nub gives a sh*t about them.
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I completely agree with this, you are 100% correct. Wisco has embarrassed us time and time again.


It's the same thing with Iowa fans wanting a rivalry with Nebraska, just isn't going to happen. Iowa has yet to be in the top 25 one week since Nebraska joined the B1G, that's an embarrassing statistic. I mean, Nebraska has slid to the more irrelevant side of college football, but nothing like Iowa.

Both programs needed a shot of energy this offseason, and one team got it. The other team just continues to sign bottom of the B1G recruiting classes and prays they can somehow get to 8-4 the next season.

Wisco owns Nebby, the truth hurts.
While true, Iowa has a more recent BCS appearance AND BCS Victory than Nebby does, so there's that (2010).
 
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