How many times to you use your bath towel?

[QChawks]

Typically after 3-4 showers I get a fresh one

 

[millah_22]

Whenever my butler changes it.

 

[ghost80]

Depends if I feel the need to floss when I dry.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Same. Every few showers.

 

[Gonolz]

Every 6 showers. So twice a year.

 

[HROT]

Another way to phrase the question is “Are you in a long-term relationship?”

 

[ping72]

I throw the towel on the floor when I’m done and there’s a new one hanging up the next morning. The house staff know that I operate like a hotel. If it’s on the floor I want a new one.

 

[Fijimn]

Air dry, homey.

 

[RunRonnieRun]

I replace it weekly.

 

[SoProudNole]

I change my towels when I change my sheets. Every 6 months.

 

[BABiscuit]

Whenever my wife changes it. I would use the same one for a year if it was on me. But she takes it at least once per week. Kids get a new towel every shower and it pisses me off.

 

[Chillyhoff]

Every time

 

[The Tradition]

When it starts to smell funky.

 

[BubsFinn]

I have two big towels that I alternate daily. They both get washed on Sunday. One of them gets used 3 times, the other 4. If there is a bonus shower or two somewhere in the week, I will wash them early.

 

[Tenacious E]

Whenever my wife changes it. I would use the same one for a year if it was on me. But she takes it at least once per week. Kids get a new towel every shower and it pisses me off.

My kids also use a new towel each shower and it also pisses me off. I probably go two weeks per towel. We use beach towels as normal towels so there is a lot of drying surface and I don't floss my ass with it like ghost80.

 

[HROT]

Every time

This.

 

[ATLNole1]

The maid takes care of mine.

 

[LesClaypool]

Kids get a new towel every shower and it pisses me off.

This. Close 2nd to putting their sweatshirts or other cold-weather clothes in the hamper after only one wear. Both drive me nuts.

 

[Run&Blade]

Towel?

 

[Mattski]

I'd have to ask my towel off girls and get back to you.

 

[JWolf74]

Usually 3 showers. Never floss.

 

[runkpanole]

Whenever OPs mom does it for me. Usually, twice a week.

 

[WisestIowan]

My cleaning lady washes mine. So every other week.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Any person that needs a new towel every time is a person that does not know how to clean themselves in the shower....and hence they are filthy people.

 

[cmanole]

Do people actually completely dry their bunghole? I get it squeaky clean in the shower but then just dry off kind of close to it...

 

[Nipigu]

Do people actually completely dry their bunghole? I get it squeaky clean in the shower but then just dry off kind of close to it...

How long have you been carrying that question around inside you?

 

[cmanole]

How long have you been carrying that question around inside you?

Actually, quite a while...

 

[jasonrann]

Until it starts to get stiff, that's about right.

 

[Herkmeister]

We use white towels. If there is poop or menstrual discharge on it, we get a clean one.

 

[Tenacious E]

We use white towels. If there is poop or menstrual discharge on it, we get a clean one.

 

[SSG T]

With an occasional exception, roughly once a week.

 

[cigaretteman]

4-8 showers.

 

[Wahawk56]

I can't get mine to dry so I only use it twice

 

[hawkssox1]

Why would anyone do it each shower are you not clean after you shower?

 

[Herkmeister]

Thank you for the acknowledgment.

 

[Rifler]

Why would anyone do it each shower are you not clean after you shower?

Exfoliation...

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I can't get mine to dry so I only use it twice

Are you in the jungle or something? No access to a towel rack?

 

[beanerhawk]

Whenever my wife changes it. I would use the same one for a year if it was on me. But she takes it at least once per week. Kids get a new towel every shower and it pisses me off.

This

 

[hawkssox1]

Whenever my wife changes it. I would use the same one for a year if it was on me. But she takes it at least once per week. Kids get a new towel every shower and it pisses me off.

So the kids run the house?

 

[QChawks]

I gave a like only because I love this gif