How to safely have sex in the age of the monkeypox...

[The Tradition]

CDC issues bizarre guidance for having sex with monkeypox

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention earlier this month issued a list of safe activities for sexually active monkeypox patients to engage in.

nypost.com

Uh... I have no words.

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

If you have Monkeypox maybe you should just stop having sex for a while til it clears up.

 

[Hawkeyenuts66]

Stop screwing monkeys.

 

[The Tradition]

If you have Monkeypox maybe you should just stop having sex for a while til it clears up.

Oh, no... we can't expect people to do anything sensible like that!

 

[HawkMachine]

Stop screwing monkeys.

NEVER!!!!!!

 

[runkpanole]

The good news is, I haven’t tested positive for monkeypox after the sects with OPs mom.

 

[HawkMachine]

Anyone that is still getting laid with lesions on their body should write a sex help book.

 

[Old_wrestling_fan]

Science. LOLOL.

 

[Gaslightprime]

 

[whatsup13579er]

If you have Monkeypox maybe you should just stop having sex for a while til it clears up.

Stop screwing monkeys.

/thread

 

[GOHOX69]

Did you know, before he killed all those innocent people in Guyana, Jim Jones was a monkey salesman. Can't make this shit up.

 

[QChawks]