HROT creeping in to other life areas

[SoProudNole]

Anyone else have this happen?

I'm a member of our NextDoor neighborhood message board.

Earlier one of my neighbors posted a one line query asking if anyone knew someone who could clean grout.

Without thinking about it very much I responded with "Your mom cleans grout".

Damn it.

 

[iCRUNCH]

OP’s wife cleans my gout while he’s busy on message boards

 

[SoProudNole]

OP’s wife cleans my gout while he’s busy on message boards

 

[ThorneStockton]

I've met people on here before - it strikes people as odd that I would meet "random" people from an online message board. I then explain to them that I often have sex with "random" people from an online app like Tinder or Bumble.

Sometimes they think it's less weird - sometimes not.

 

[jellyfish10]

All of the time. I used BAU in a text convo last night. It didn’t resonate. Or an employee will lmk that they will be 10 minutes late to which I reply, your mom’s going to be 10 minutes late. I’m pretty mature.

 

[dgordo]

I've met people on here before - it strikes people as odd that I would meet "random" people from an online message board. I then explain to them that I often have sex with "random" people from an online app like Tinder or Bumble.

Sometimes they think it's less weird - sometimes not.

Before that game I told TBW that i was meeting a few guys i met on the internet, she said she would text every hour or so to make sure i was still alive.

 

[fredjr82]

Not really. More along the lines of things people say at work. For example, I have a boss who says "Good Deal" quite a bit in conversation. A co-worker and myself started saying Good Deal for EVERYTHING. I even say it to my kids and now they're saying it. I don't think we understand the monster we've created.

 

[Raglefant]

When any of my kids start rambling, I cut them off with 'cool story bro.'

 

[Uwe.Blab]

remember when 'want of bee' made that newspaper column. I think it was that City View or some other weekly

 

[Tenacious E]

Anyone else have this happen?

I'm a member of our NextDoor neighborhood message board.

Earlier one of my neighbors posted a one line query asking if anyone knew someone who could clean grout.

Without thinking about it very much I responded with "Your mom cleans grout".

Damn it.

There is a bank here called community state bank and whenever I see the sign all can see is cool story bro

 

[stout1]

Before that game I told TBW that i was meeting a few guys i met on the internet, she said she would text every hour or so to make sure i was still alive.

Not a bad idea if Brian was there. It is only a matter of time until he escalates from hookers.

 

[lucas80]

Before that game I told TBW that i was meeting a few guys i met on the internet, she said she would text every hour or so to make sure i was still alive.

I just texted my wife that I was going to Chicago for two days.

 

[lucas80]

I've met people on here before - it strikes people as odd that I would meet "random" people from an online message board. I then explain to them that I often have sex with "random" people from an online app like Tinder or Bumble.

Sometimes they think it's less weird - sometimes not.

Thank God you didn’t get the wrong impression about “meeting for a Cubs game”.
This Bumbler thing, it works how? Asking for me, thanks.

 

[like-woahh]

There is a bank here called community state bank and whenever I see the sign all can see is cool story bro

Haha I do the same thing.

 

[Obviously Oblivious]

Not really. More along the lines of things people say at work. For example, I have a boss who says "Good Deal" quite a bit in conversation. A co-worker and myself started saying Good Deal for EVERYTHING. I even say it to my kids and now they're saying it. I don't think we understand the monster we've created.

Sounds like a good deal then.

 

[lucas80]

Mrs. Lucas doesn’t know why I keep saying, “Wood”, when we have lunch downtown.

 

[NoleATL]

I've met people on here before - it strikes people as odd that I would meet "random" people from an online message board. I then explain to them that I often have sex with "random" people from an online app like Tinder or Bumble.

Sometimes they think it's less weird - sometimes not.

Just to be clear, we did not meet off Tinder...

 

[BrianNole09]

Anytime someone I know mentions their wife or daughter, I ask for pics...

 

[QChawks]

Every time my wife shows me photos of her friends I say “3,1,2”

 

[BrianNole09]

Every time my wife shows me photos of her friends I say “3,1,2”

Pics of wife and her friends?

 

[TJ8869]

If McDonald's refuses to serve me Chicken McNuggets at 6 o'clock in the morning, I smash the drive-thru window.

 

[The Tradition]

Not as specifically as the replies in this thread, but I do catch myself unnecessarily debating people in real life because that's what happens, here. This could be a problem with the wrong person.

 

[ChrisVarick]

I met TBW through a poster on here so I doubt anyone else has that extreme of an experience.

 

[irunlikeAcieEarl]

I say "Thanks Lute" to people who offer common knowledge to a conversation.

 

[HawCory]

I have a shirt with my avatar pic.

 

[Moral]

I have a shirt with my avatar pic.

I sell a line of designs on t-shirts or prints for art around the house.

I give microwave cooking advice IRL now.

 

[HawCory]

I sell a line of designs on t-shirts or prints for art around the house.

I give microwave cooking advice IRL now.

I'd like to hear more about these T shirt designs. Can you give me an artist's rendition of the T shirt you might design based on my avatar pic?

Also, my favorite microwave meal is reheated Hamburger Helper. Should I be covering that Hamburger Helper with a paper towel or waxed paper?

I'll hang up and listen.

 

[95Hawk]

I say "Thanks Lute" to people who offer common knowledge to a conversation.

I end winding and non-sensical business emails with: “bottom line...”