I should use these aphorisms with my colleagues. Science, indeed.So the saying goes “what goes up must come down” makes sense “if something comes out, then something must go in”
it’s science
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I should use these aphorisms with my colleagues. Science, indeed.So the saying goes “what goes up must come down” makes sense “if something comes out, then something must go in”
it’s science
This must be my problem. Hmm. Usually they lick mine. Squeaky clean. Then we break up and I run into them at the supermarket. With their new man friend. They just hang their heads down.If you don’t lick her butthole she’ll find somebody who will.
Fess up, this is your pic, ain't it?This must be my problem. Hmm. Usually they lick mine. Squeaky clean. Then we break up and I run into them at the supermarket. With their new man friend. They just hang their heads down.
Awk ward.
Pic of wife’s friend?A friend of my wife's is on a couple dating apps and told us dudes are way more into butt stuff on the first date. A more recent experience of hers was with a guy that wanted to exchange RJs and fingers up the butt on the 1st encounter. She was kinda laughing about it and said "it's like my vagina doesn't even exist".
That indeed is me and I threw up a little, actually a lot, in my mouthFess up, this is your pic, ain't it?
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Some middle age divorced woman should just be happy to find a dude with a decent job and willingness to accept her baggage.I guess I am a prude, but I am just not interested in anything that involves either me or my lady dealing with the one part of our body where poop comes out. That is like the only square inch of the human body I am not interested in.
On another, and likely very related note, one thing I have noticed more and more of is hot ladies interested in meeting…with their husbands. It’s a whole new world out there I guess!!??
does that include the Swaghole?So the saying goes “what goes up must come down” makes sense “if something comes out, then something must go in”
it’s science
I sent you a snap one night. She said she wanted butt stuff from you and you got scared. Typical.Pic of wife’s friend?
I was today's years old when I realized I am out of touch with 20-somethings and now am just an old fart in my 40s.Is this lady's complaint accurate?
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Dear How to Do It,
I’m a straight woman in her mid-30s who recently reentered the dating scene after leaving a 12-year marriage that I (obviously) entered into quite young. I took some time off from sex and dating after my divorce before deciding I wanted to try to get back into the swing of things and just have some fun. My question has to do with the fact that at some point during the long period while I was “off the market,” I seem to have missed the thing where butt play and anal have become an expected part of heterosexual hookups.
With three separate guys—none of whom I met on apps, where I now understand some of this stuff gets negotiated in advance—one flipped me over to eat and finger my ass and busted out a plug, at which point I shut that down. One kept asking whether I wanted anal and sulked and finished quickly when I said no. And the third “accidentally” rammed his dick ALL the way up my ass—he did apologize, but I’ve never had that happen before, and have my doubts about how “accidental” it was.
Honestly, I kind of like being rimmed, but it’s not something I’m comfortable with if I don’t know my partner well. And while I can tolerate anal penetration for a time, I’ve never liked it—the most I’ve ever gotten out of it sexually is finding my partner’s excitement and pleasure hot. I hate the amount of prep it takes for me to feel clean, and at best, if it’s not actively painful, it’s just … really uncomfortable. For some reason anal also tends to leave me feeling vaguely extra objectified or bad about myself. I’m not sure why. Maybe just the vibe that my mouth and pussy aren’t “good enough.”
I’m definitely not trying to shame anybody for what they’re into in bed. And I recognize that I might just have had a consecutive string of bad luck on this front. But I admit to a high degree of, I guess, culture shock here—and it’s something my few single girlfriends have encountered as well, although not as consistently as I have. I’m literally three for three. So I guess my questions are: How and when did straight dudes start expecting this during an initial, casual encounter, if in fact they do? By being clear that I want to keep things casual, am I somehow signaling that I’m up for everything? And at what point can I address it tactfully going forward—before we even meet up? When it’s clear that we’re going to ****? If and when a dude makes a move in that general direction while things are already underway?
—Butt Out
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Easy solution: do more anal.I was today's years old when I realized I am out of touch with 20-somethings and now am just an old fart in my 40s.
I guess I am a prude, but I am just not interested in anything that involves either me or my lady dealing with the one part of our body where poop comes out. That is like the only square inch of the human body I am not interested in.
On another, and likely very related note, one thing I have noticed more and more of is hot ladies interested in meeting…with their husbands. It’s a whole new world out there I guess!!??
So what is the proposition? Husband watches? You and husband bang her simultaneously? You bang her while husband bangs you?I've noticed the Hotwife scene seems to be more prevalent than I thought as well. This scenario has been proposed to me on more than a few occasions.
Sure.So what is the proposition? Husband watches? You and husband bang her simultaneously? You bang her while husband bangs you?
Christopher hitchens is uncultured swine.
I don't know man, in my experience it tastes like shit.
1. You send me snaps of chicks quite often so that doesn't help narrow it down.I sent you a snap one night. She said she wanted butt stuff from you and you got scared. Typical.
1. You send me snaps of chicks quite often so that doesn't help narrow it down.
2. I never shy away from butt stuff....unless someones trying to do it to my butt.
I was approached a year ago to make the sex with a woman while her bf watched. PassSo what is the proposition? Husband watches? You and husband bang her simultaneously? You bang her while husband bangs you?
I send them to the cool kids. Only difference is the real cool kids respond. Unlike you...
I send them to the cool kids. Only difference is the real cool kids respond. Unlike you...
Is this lady's complaint accurate?
How to Do It is Slate’s sex advice column. Have a question? Send it to Stoya and Rich here. It’s anonymous!
Dear How to Do It,
I’m a straight woman in her mid-30s who recently reentered the dating scene after leaving a 12-year marriage that I (obviously) entered into quite young. I took some time off from sex and dating after my divorce before deciding I wanted to try to get back into the swing of things and just have some fun. My question has to do with the fact that at some point during the long period while I was “off the market,” I seem to have missed the thing where butt play and anal have become an expected part of heterosexual hookups.
With three separate guys—none of whom I met on apps, where I now understand some of this stuff gets negotiated in advance—one flipped me over to eat and finger my ass and busted out a plug, at which point I shut that down. One kept asking whether I wanted anal and sulked and finished quickly when I said no. And the third “accidentally” rammed his dick ALL the way up my ass—he did apologize, but I’ve never had that happen before, and have my doubts about how “accidental” it was.
Honestly, I kind of like being rimmed, but it’s not something I’m comfortable with if I don’t know my partner well. And while I can tolerate anal penetration for a time, I’ve never liked it—the most I’ve ever gotten out of it sexually is finding my partner’s excitement and pleasure hot. I hate the amount of prep it takes for me to feel clean, and at best, if it’s not actively painful, it’s just … really uncomfortable. For some reason anal also tends to leave me feeling vaguely extra objectified or bad about myself. I’m not sure why. Maybe just the vibe that my mouth and pussy aren’t “good enough.”
I’m definitely not trying to shame anybody for what they’re into in bed. And I recognize that I might just have had a consecutive string of bad luck on this front. But I admit to a high degree of, I guess, culture shock here—and it’s something my few single girlfriends have encountered as well, although not as consistently as I have. I’m literally three for three. So I guess my questions are: How and when did straight dudes start expecting this during an initial, casual encounter, if in fact they do? By being clear that I want to keep things casual, am I somehow signaling that I’m up for everything? And at what point can I address it tactfully going forward—before we even meet up? When it’s clear that we’re going to ****? If and when a dude makes a move in that general direction while things are already underway?
—Butt Out
FULL ARTICLE WITH COLUMNIST'S ANSWER:
I’m Single for the First Time in Years. When Did Men Add This New “Normal” Part of Sex?
I have some questions.slate.com
OP has no boundaries, bot.It's true that anal has become increasingly common in heterosexual hookups and it can be a bit of a shock if you're not expecting it. I think there are a few key things the OP can do to make sure her boundaries are respected going forward.
busted out a plug? Do you have a stockpile of them waiting un-opened for new dates?Is this lady's complaint accurate?
How to Do It is Slate’s sex advice column. Have a question? Send it to Stoya and Rich here. It’s anonymous!
Dear How to Do It,
I’m a straight woman in her mid-30s who recently reentered the dating scene after leaving a 12-year marriage that I (obviously) entered into quite young. I took some time off from sex and dating after my divorce before deciding I wanted to try to get back into the swing of things and just have some fun. My question has to do with the fact that at some point during the long period while I was “off the market,” I seem to have missed the thing where butt play and anal have become an expected part of heterosexual hookups.
With three separate guys—none of whom I met on apps, where I now understand some of this stuff gets negotiated in advance—one flipped me over to eat and finger my ass and busted out a plug, at which point I shut that down. One kept asking whether I wanted anal and sulked and finished quickly when I said no. And the third “accidentally” rammed his dick ALL the way up my ass—he did apologize, but I’ve never had that happen before, and have my doubts about how “accidental” it was.
Honestly, I kind of like being rimmed, but it’s not something I’m comfortable with if I don’t know my partner well. And while I can tolerate anal penetration for a time, I’ve never liked it—the most I’ve ever gotten out of it sexually is finding my partner’s excitement and pleasure hot. I hate the amount of prep it takes for me to feel clean, and at best, if it’s not actively painful, it’s just … really uncomfortable. For some reason anal also tends to leave me feeling vaguely extra objectified or bad about myself. I’m not sure why. Maybe just the vibe that my mouth and pussy aren’t “good enough.”
I’m definitely not trying to shame anybody for what they’re into in bed. And I recognize that I might just have had a consecutive string of bad luck on this front. But I admit to a high degree of, I guess, culture shock here—and it’s something my few single girlfriends have encountered as well, although not as consistently as I have. I’m literally three for three. So I guess my questions are: How and when did straight dudes start expecting this during an initial, casual encounter, if in fact they do? By being clear that I want to keep things casual, am I somehow signaling that I’m up for everything? And at what point can I address it tactfully going forward—before we even meet up? When it’s clear that we’re going to ****? If and when a dude makes a move in that general direction while things are already underway?
—Butt Out
FULL ARTICLE WITH COLUMNIST'S ANSWER:
I’m Single for the First Time in Years. When Did Men Add This New “Normal” Part of Sex?
I have some questions.slate.com
Pork Chops are my third favorite meat, and will never challenge Ribs or Steak.The anus is my third favorite orifice on a woman and it’s not even mounting a challenge for second place.
busted out a plug? Do you have a stockpile of them waiting un-opened for new dates?
Well what are the few key things? I'm interested in a bots insight on human people anal sexIt's true that anal has become increasingly common in heterosexual hookups and it can be a bit of a shock if you're not expecting it. I think there are a few key things the OP can do to make sure her boundaries are respected going forward.
My pronouns are still he/him you filthy bot!It's true that anal has become increasingly common in heterosexual hookups and it can be a bit of a shock if you're not expecting it. I think there are a few key things the OP can do to make sure her boundaries are respected going forward.