I always knew I was the whitest person on HROT. Now I have scientific proof...

[Menace Sockeyes]

99.9% Northern European: 36% Germanic-Franco-Dutch, 33% Brit-Scot-Irish, 30% Scandinavian and other NW Europe.

Less than 0.1% Native America-East Asia is my only non-Northern European DNA. I bet Northern and jamesvanderwulf are jealous as hell. Out-white THAT!

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

Ehh I don't have the money to do one of those things, but I'd probably be right up there with you.

My kids wouldn't be. They are like 3% Native American.

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

Ehh I don't have the money to do one of those things, but I'd probably be right up there with you.

My kids wouldn't be. They are like 3% Native American.

My old dorm roommate from the U of I (from Indiana) was the only one who I thought could hang, but he is 99.6% and even that has some Iberian peninsula in there. Most are 97-99% European and rarely that exclusively Northern European. It also accurately prediced that I had off-the-boat Dutch great-grandparents, and off-the-boat Danish great-great grandparents. I'm more exclusively Caucasian than 1 in 30,000 Americans. Also, both my ancient ancestors immigrated from East Africa hundreds of thousands of years ago.

 

[hawkeye54545]

Explains your lack of athletic ability.

And OP's mom at times has a % of non white in her.