I am a man

[BABiscuit]

Got up this morning and the toilet wouldn't stop running after a flush. Took a look inside and it looked like the floater ball thing wasnt floating. I bought a new ball and the rod that attaches to it. Then I went home and put it on. And now my toilet flushes good.

Might do my wife later because I'm guessing my manliness has got her juices flowing.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

 

[GOHOX69]

You have mad skillz in da plumbing.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

You have mad skillz in da plumbing.

That is what OP's mom said last night.

 

[billanole]

Got up this morning and the toilet wouldn't stop running after a flush. Took a look inside ans it looked like the floater ball thing wasnt floating. I bought a new ball and the rod that attaches to it. Then I went home and put it on. And now my toilet flushes good.

Might do my wife later because I'm guessing my manliness has got her juices flowing.

A buddy of mine helped me do some maintenance a week or two ago. Wifey (pics are fuzzy so no post) asked Brian what we were doing. “Man things” he promptly responds. She asks ever so innocently, “Why Brian, what are Man things?” “Things that require tools, of course”, he jauntily replies.
Make sure you have your tool ready, OP.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

Got up this morning and the toilet wouldn't stop running after a flush. Took a look inside and it looked like the floater ball thing wasnt floating. I bought a new ball and the rod that attaches to it. Then I went home and put it on. And now my toilet flushes good.

Might do my wife later because I'm guessing my manliness has got her juices flowing.

You are definitely a pro at handling the ball and rod.

 

[GOHOX69]

You are definitely a pro at handling the ball and rod.

These days you can replace the ball and rod with a vertical column.

 

[THE_DEVIL]

These days you can replace the ball and rod with a vertical column.

kinky

 

[GOHOX69]

kinky

Absolutely!

 

[The Tradition]

A real man wouldn't call it a "floater ball thing"....

 

[stout1]

A real man wouldn't call it a "floater ball thing"....

No one believes you should ever opine on what manliness is.

 

[GOHOX69]

Are you more man than Megan Rapinoe?

 

[TJ8869]

 

[jellyfish10]

Are you 40 OP? Otherwise, not a man.

 

[ping72]

A real man wouldn't call it a "floater ball thing"....

Says the guy who smokes.

Cigarettes are weird...very few things make a women look more masculine yet very few things make a man look more feminine than pulling a drag on a cigarette.

 

[TJ8869]

Says the guy who smokes.

Cigarettes are weird...very few things make a women look more masculine yet very few things make a man look more feminine than pulling a drag on a cigarette.

 

[The Tradition]

Says the guy who smokes.

Cigarettes are weird...very few things make a women look more masculine yet very few things make a man look more feminine than pulling a drag on a cigarette.

Paging @cigaretteman

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

We could use another maintenance assistant at the apartment complex. Can you pick up dog sh!t and speak ebonics?

 

[RTM58]

Are you more man than Megan Rapinoe?

 

[dgordo]

You are definitely a pro at handling the ball and rod.

Pic?

 

[Herkmeister]

Got up this morning and the toilet wouldn't stop running after a flush. Took a look inside and it looked like the floater ball thing wasnt floating. I bought a new ball and the rod that attaches to it. Then I went home and put it on. And now my toilet flushes good.

Might do my wife later because I'm guessing my manliness has got her juices flowing.

I thought @naturalmwa was the King of HROT.

At the very least you are King for the Day.

Son of a bitch you are impressive.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

Got up this morning and the toilet wouldn't stop running after a flush. Took a look inside and it looked like the floater ball thing wasnt floating. I bought a new ball and the rod that attaches to it. Then I went home and put it on. And now my toilet flushes good.

Might do my wife later because I'm guessing my manliness has got her juices flowing.

Congrats on fixing a very technical device, the toilet Al Bundy. And I nailed Peg when you went out to get your ball and rod thingy.

 

[billanole]

Congrats on fixing a very technical device, the toilet Al Bundy. And I nailed Peg when you went out to get your ball and rod thingy.

Pegged it, didja?

 

[jasonrann]

I was hoping you had an upper decker waiting for you.

 

[wwg1wga]

Says the guy who smokes.

Cigarettes are weird...very few things make a women look more masculine yet very few things make a man look more feminine than pulling a drag on a cigarette.

 

[HawCory]

A buddy of mine helped me do some maintenance a week or two ago. Wifey (pics are fuzzy so no post) asked Brian what we were doing. “Man things” he promptly responds. She asks ever so innocently, “Why Brian, what are Man things?” “Things that require tools, of course”, he jauntily replies.
Make sure you have your tool ready, OP.

How long has Brian been banging your wife?

 

[Lone Clone]

Got up this morning and the toilet wouldn't stop running after a flush. Took a look inside and it looked like the floater ball thing wasnt floating. I bought a new ball and the rod that attaches to it. Then I went home and put it on. And now my toilet flushes good.

Might do my wife later because I'm guessing my manliness has got her juices flowing.

If you were a real man you would have gone out in the yard and wouldn't Have known about the flush problem until your wife begged you to fix it.

 

[Herkmeister]

If you were a real man you would have gone out in the yard and wouldn't Have known about the flush problem until your wife begged you to fix it.

Valid. I to think I considered BAB's at a different level.

 

[Herkmeister]

Got up this morning and the toilet wouldn't stop running after a flush. Took a look inside and it looked like the floater ball thing wasnt floating. I bought a new ball and the rod that attaches to it. Then I went home and put it on. And now my toilet flushes good.

Might do my wife later because I'm guessing my manliness has got her juices flowing.

Where is the float in a toilet?

 

[The Tradition]

Where is the float in a toilet?

Floater Ball Thing:

 

[billanole]

How long has Brian been banging your wife?

Somebody has been paying my bills also. Thanks, Brian.

 

[Herkmeister]

Floater Ball Thing:

There's one of those in a toilet? NO WAY!!

 

[FAUlty Gator]

That’s good stuff. Replaced an AC filter last week. Been getting mad ass since.

 

[Herkmeister]

That’s good stuff. Replaced an AC filter last week. Been getting mad ass since.

Are the filters in those things outside with the fan?

 

[Run&Blade]

You can declare your gender all the time.

 

[goldmom]

That’s good stuff. Replaced an AC filter last week. Been getting mad ass since.

I replace my air filters in my AC's by myself.
I do yard work by myself.
I take out my garbage cans to the curb.
I clean my own drier vent.
Change my light bulbs.
Who needs a man except for mad crazy sex every now and then?

 

[The Tradition]

I replace my air filters in my AC's by myself.
I do yard work by myself.
I take out my garbage cans to the curb.
I clean my own drier vent.
Change my light bulbs.
Who needs a man except for mad crazy sex every now and then?

Can you replace a floater ball thing?

 

[goldmom]

Can you replace a floater ball thing?

I am an expert with balls. Actually, I have bigger balls than a lot of the men I worked with.

 

[billanole]

I replace my air filters in my AC's by myself.
I do yard work by myself.
I take out my garbage cans to the curb.
I clean my own drier vent.
Change my light bulbs.
Who needs a man except for mad crazy sex every now and then?

Uses tools. Check.
Mad crazy sex. Check.
She does woman things.

 

[ThorneStockton]

I let the AC repair guy through the front gate yesterday. I even offered him water.

My roommates were really impressed.