I got a half vasectomy today

[lowaHawkeyeBBnFB4Life]

Now when I bang the ladies its like playing russian roulette on whether I will splurge or not

 

[naturalmwa]

Oh merciful Jesus, please don’t let this man breed.

 

[BABiscuit]

Just because your weiner is half the size of a normal weiner doesnt mean you have to call your vasectomy a half vasectomy.

 

[lowaHawkeyeBBnFB4Life]

Pics of people I will bang:

 

[DrVenkman]

Now when I bang the ladies its like playing russian roulette on whether I will splurge or not

Cuz your cock is tiny

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

So you aren't going to bang any women who didn't vote for trump?

 

[Run&Blade]

I rubbed one out. Women are safe for a few hours.

 

[lowaHawkeyeBBnFB4Life]

Cuz your cock is tiny

damn bro thats harsh