I havent pooped in over 4 days

[JRHawk2003]

The muscle relaxer is what did it. Took one for back pain.

I have tried dulcolax, i tried the colonoscopy prep, I ate a can of black beans. I drank a cup of salt water. Nothing has worked.

I stopped taking the relaxer and as long as it doesnt feel like I was kicked in the balls I will hold off from taking any more.

Lower back pain can mess you up gang.

Getting old sucks.

 

[RunRonnieRun]

Good

 

[HROT]

A watched pot never coils

 

[Kozisek]

On my first deployment I didn't shit for 2 weeks. MREs plugged me up and when I finally did poop it was like pushing rocks.

 

[Gonolz]

Good

Almost spit my drink out. Classic RRR response.

 

[wilson reborn]

Knock down a chalupa and a couple of tacos at Taco Bell.

 

[Wendy79]

Hope your colon doesn't burst.

 

[JRHawk2003]

Hope your colon doesn't burst.

It would be a painful ending no doubt, but worse than my mind rotting away? I am not sure.

 

[JWolf74]

Need to attack this from the bottom.

Give yourself a suppository. Then drink a bottle of mag citrate.

You're welcome. And I'm sorry for what is about to happen to your hole. (/Things @naturalmwa has said)

 

[FormerlyCyberCy]

Sharpen the poop knife.

 

[JRHawk2003]

Need to attack this from the bottom.

Give yourself a suppository. Then drink a bottle of mag citrate.

You're welcome. And I'm sorry for what is about to happen to your hole. (/Things @naturalmwa has said)

I took stool softener just now too

 

[The Tradition]

 

[Hawked]

The muscle relaxer is what did it. Took one for back pain.

I have tried dulcolax, i tried the colonoscopy prep, I ate a can of black beans. I drank a cup of salt water. Nothing has worked.

I stopped taking the relaxer and as long as it doesnt feel like I was kicked in the balls I will hold off from taking any more.

Lower back pain can mess you up gang.

Getting old sucks.

That seems unlikely. I think you're full of sh!t.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Hit the all you can eat Indian buffet tomorrow.

 

[JohnBasedow]

On my first deployment I didn't shit for 2 weeks. MREs plugged me up and when I finally did poop it was like pushing rocks.

The instant coffee that came in them was my saving grace.

 

[QChawks]

QC pizza should do the trick

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Just saving up for IAFB&BB4lyf's return in January?

 

[Huey Grey]

Ever shit an apple? Because thats what you butthole is eventually going to have to do.

 

[The Tradition]

On my first deployment I didn't shit for 2 weeks. MREs plugged me up and when I finally did poop it was like pushing rocks.

Yeah, no pooping for the first week of boot camp.

 

[dekhawk]

Insert a small piece of soap in your rectum, not the whole bar. Sounds nasty but being married to a nurse has its advantages.

 

[dgordo]

Insert a small piece of soap in your rectum, not the whole bar. Sounds nasty but being married to a nurse has its advantages.

 

[JRHawk2003]

Ever shit an apple? Because thats what you butthole is eventually going to have to do.

I had roid surgery 4 years ago, so yes

 

[MplsHawk]

The muscle relaxer is what did it. Took one for back pain.

I have tried dulcolax, i tried the colonoscopy prep, I ate a can of black beans. I drank a cup of salt water. Nothing has worked.

I stopped taking the relaxer and as long as it doesnt feel like I was kicked in the balls I will hold off from taking any more.

Lower back pain can mess you up gang.

Getting old sucks.

Buy a $25-$40 TENS unit for the lower back pain. Mine stops lower back spasms and has saved me a ton of money in avoided chiropractor visits. Good luck with the poop thing.

 

[QChawks]

 

[GOHOX69]

Buy a $25-$40 TENS unit for the lower back pain. Mine stops lower back spasms and has saved me a ton of money in avoided chiropractor visits. Good luck with the poop thing.

Any you recommend as far as tens units?

 

[ihawk in FWB]

Ever shit an apple? Because thats what you butthole is eventually going to have to do.

This. 5 days after hernia surgery I had to put a rubber glove on and...

 

[ggmike1992]

A watched pot never coils

 

[Joes Place]

Hope your colon doesn't burst.

 

[Moral]

Sounds like a good time to buttchug some Multras.

Or as the doctors call it anal ingestion of Michelob Ultra.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

I havent pooped in, it’s my daily morning wake up poop going on currently.

 

[Nipigu]

I havent pooped in over 4 days

That explains it.

 

[naturalmwa]

Trump feels your pain. When he finally shits it takes all day to flush it down too.

 

[FormerlyCyberCy]

I took stool softener just now too

I went for about five or six days when I went to China. Three or four beers and I was indisposed the whole next morning. That should have taught be I was gluten intolerant, but no....that wasn’t a thing in the 1980s.

 

[Tenacious E]

The muscle relaxer is what did it. Took one for back pain.

I have tried dulcolax, i tried the colonoscopy prep, I ate a can of black beans. I drank a cup of salt water. Nothing has worked.

I stopped taking the relaxer and as long as it doesnt feel like I was kicked in the balls I will hold off from taking any more.

Lower back pain can mess you up gang.

Getting old sucks.

colonoscopy prep didn't clean you out???

 

[Tenacious E]

QC pizza should do the trick

Actually, I bet if OP ate a large domino's chased by some taco bell he would have a long session in the morning that would clean him out. Seriously.

 

[WisestIowan]

I couldn't poop one time and my e-doctor (@JWolf74) told me to take Magnesium Citrate. It worked. My only change would be: I took cherry flavored. When I did poo, it looked like I was bleeding internally. (I wasn't).

 

[JWolf74]

colonoscopy prep didn't clean you out???

I doubt he took the 4 liter prep. You can't get it over the counter. At least not in that quantity.

 

[Tenacious E]

I doubt he took the 4 liter prep. You can't get it over the counter. At least not in that quantity.

That makes sense then. All I know is that I pissed out of my ass for like 8 hours straight.

 

[Bonerfarts]

 

[JWolf74]

That makes sense then. All I know is that I pissed out of my ass for like 8 hours straight.

That's a good prep. I recommend splurging on the most expensive TP or going to buy a bidet.