I probably shouldn't post this rank 'em . . .

[torbee]

As at least one of these fine Iowa ladies is likely an OP's mom or spouse, but what the hell.

RANK 'EM!

 

[The Tradition]

Winter coat season must make weeding out the fattys difficult in the frozen north.

 

[torbee]

Winter coat season must make weeding out the fattys difficult in the frozen north.

It's like getting an unlabeled box of chocolates. You never quite know if you're going to get delicious nougat or that gross orange shit. Makes it kind of exciting!!

 

[torbee]

I am intrigued by a gal who will wear "Tight End U" on her chest though.

 

[stillh8unlv]

4, 2, 3, 1

Easy peasy....just like OPs mom

 

[JMSBFD]

Yikes

 

[alaskanseminole]

As at least one of these fine Iowa ladies is likely an OP's mom or spouse, but what the hell.

RANK 'EM!

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na, maybe, no, possibly

 

[Fan In Black]

4, 2, 3, 1

Easy peasy....just like OPs mom

this

 

[McLovin32]

I met all 4 of them up in Madison last year/csb



Banged em all

 

[torbee]

I would have respectful, Midwestern style missionary intercourse (under covers with socks on because it's cold) with all four of these lovely gals. We share common interests.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

It's going to be a Three Dog Night in Minneapolis this Saturday. Four might not hurt...

 

[seminole97]

As at least one of these fine Iowa ladies is likely an OP's mom or spouse, but what the hell.

RANK 'EM!

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Why does #3 look like the grinch?

 

[spiderland]

4, 2, 3, 1

Easy peasy....just like OPs mom

Wood knot; might; might knot; wood.

We are in agreement.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

4, 4, 4, 4. Yep....I said it

 

[bdg8]

4,2,4,1

 

[B1GDeal]

 

[baddog25]

I am intrigued by a gal who will wear "Tight End U" on her chest though.

but which end???

 

[OrlandNole]

4,2,3,1

 

[dgordo]

The one on the far right is an ankey 7/west coast 3

 

[WhiteSoxClone]

These are just normal people with a not insignificant likelihood of being told about this thread. It seems cruel and inappropriate to me. Sorry to be the prude.

 

[Lindemann]

2,4,3,1 M1

 

[Derekd3408]

I met all 4 of them up in Madison last year/csb



Banged em all

Hopefully in the Tullys bathroom.

 

[noleclone2]

When did we start doing guy rank’ems?

 

[UNIHawkfan]

2,4,3,1 M1

At least someone around here still has the decency to state their ranking method in these threads!

https://iowa.forums.rivals.com/threads/poll-determining-the-official-method-for-rank-em-threads.56/

 

[artradley]

You should have gone with your instincts…

 

[McLovin32]

Hopefully in the Tullys bathroom.

This actually made me laugh out loud.


Clearly I banged all of ‘em in the Tullys bathroom. I’m a gentleman.

 

[FlickShagwell]

4, 2, 3, 1

Easy peasy....just like OPs mom

It's pretty obvious your "2" has big jugs. I'd be a bro and jump on that grenade for you.

 

[ihawk in FWB]

One may be a former player.

 

[stillh8unlv]

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One may be a former player.

No, 1, no, no

 

[Jimmy McGill]

This place has went to hell...

 

[West Duval Nole]

I am intrigued by a gal who will wear "Tight End U" on her chest though.

At first glance I thought that was a dude.

 

[fredjr82]

4, 2, 3, 1

Easy peasy....just like OPs mom

Nailed it

 

[Tenacious E]

At least someone around here still has the decency to state their ranking method in these threads!

https://iowa.forums.rivals.com/threads/poll-determining-the-official-method-for-rank-em-threads.56/

Damn, it’s been 12 years…

 

[kwik44]

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One may be a former player.

The two on the left are sisters and from my hometown school district. /csb

 

[Moral]

I met all 4 of them up in Madison last year/csb



Banged em all

I know the truth when I see it, and this is clearly the truth.

 

[ping72]

Those aren’t the birches are they??

 

[ICWestfan]

As at least one of these fine Iowa ladies is likely an OP's mom or spouse, but what the hell.

RANK 'EM!

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I'd Reck Melissa.

 

[Funky Bunch]

You should have gone with your instincts…

This. It's a very small world.

 

[NoleATL]

As at least one of these fine Iowa ladies is likely an OP's mom or spouse, but what the hell.

RANK 'EM!

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Can I play but just using the red and green jackets on the far left and right?

 

[Hawkeye Swarm]

These are just normal people with a not insignificant likelihood of being told about this thread. It seems cruel and inappropriate to me. Sorry to be the prude.

This.

Threads like these, that objectify and degrade, embody the worst that HROT has to offer.

It’s not surprising that it comes from the OP.