I wanted to share with your readers an explanation for some (but not all) of the cryptids seen around the country

[Scott559]

Welcome back Oit!🍺

 

[HawkBlocked]

Can we hunt these cryptids in Iowa with our AR-15's?

 

[Masterprime]

The Truth is Out There!

Russia Claims Ukraine Soldiers Made Into 'Monsters' by Secret Experiments​

Russian officials claimed on Monday that Ukrainian soldiers have been turned into "monsters" in "secret experiments" in biological laboratories in Ukraine funded by the United States government.

Vice-speakers of Russia's Federation Council and the State Duma, Konstantin Kosachev and Irina Yarovaya made the remarks after a regular meeting of a parliamentary commission that was created in March to probe the activities of American biological laboratories on Ukrainian territory, state media outlet Kommersant reported.

According to Kosachev and Yarovaya, the co-chairs of the commission, blood analysis of Ukrainian servicemen showed that they had been subjected to "secret experiments," which transformed them into "the most cruel monsters."

Speaking to reporters after the meeting on Monday, Kosachev claimed that experiments were conducted on the Ukrainian soldiers and that experiments on "extremely dangerous diseases" were also carried out on Ukrainian territory "which under certain circumstances could be distributed for military purposes."

Kosachev alleged that blood samples from captured Ukrainian servicemen showed that "for a number of diseases, including those atypical for Ukrainian territory, the content of the relevant substances is several times higher than the permissible norms."

Yarovaya said blood analysis found traces of drugs, hepatitis A and the West Nile virus, which causes West Nile fever.

The pair offered no evidence to back up their claims. The Russian allegations are unverified and Newsweek has reached out to Russian and Ukrainian authorities for comment.

Speaking to Kommersant, a Russian geneticist, Kirill Volkov, noted that the diseases listed by the vice speaker of the State Duma are typical for the region. He also noted that subtropical diseases are now spreading in the southern regions of Russia and that they may well be more pronounced in Ukraine.

Russia Claims Ukraine Soldiers Made Into 'Monsters' by Secret Experiments

www.msn.com

 

[THE_DEVIL]

The Deep banging an octopus.

 

[runkpanole]

Russia Claims Ukraine Soldiers Made Into 'Monsters' by Secret Experiments​

Russian officials claimed on Monday that Ukrainian soldiers have been turned into "monsters" in "secret experiments" in biological laboratories in Ukraine funded by the United States government.

Vice-speakers of Russia's Federation Council and the State Duma, Konstantin Kosachev and Irina Yarovaya made the remarks after a regular meeting of a parliamentary commission that was created in March to probe the activities of American biological laboratories on Ukrainian territory, state media outlet Kommersant reported.

According to Kosachev and Yarovaya, the co-chairs of the commission, blood analysis of Ukrainian servicemen showed that they had been subjected to "secret experiments," which transformed them into "the most cruel monsters."

Speaking to reporters after the meeting on Monday, Kosachev claimed that experiments were conducted on the Ukrainian soldiers and that experiments on "extremely dangerous diseases" were also carried out on Ukrainian territory "which under certain circumstances could be distributed for military purposes."

Kosachev alleged that blood samples from captured Ukrainian servicemen showed that "for a number of diseases, including those atypical for Ukrainian territory, the content of the relevant substances is several times higher than the permissible norms."

Yarovaya said blood analysis found traces of drugs, hepatitis A and the West Nile virus, which causes West Nile fever.

The pair offered no evidence to back up their claims. The Russian allegations are unverified and Newsweek has reached out to Russian and Ukrainian authorities for comment.

Speaking to Kommersant, a Russian geneticist, Kirill Volkov, noted that the diseases listed by the vice speaker of the State Duma are typical for the region. He also noted that subtropical diseases are now spreading in the southern regions of Russia and that they may well be more pronounced in Ukraine.

Russia Claims Ukraine Soldiers Made Into 'Monsters' by Secret Experiments

www.msn.com

I want to say this was posted as satire, but with prime being the poster, I think he's being super serial.

 

[WisestIowan]

As an aspiring cryptozoologist, what is the best computer software for editing images of small animals to make them look like giant animals?

I usually rely on the zoom on my camera.

 

[millah_22]

Yep, that's the deep.