If all animals were the exact same size as you, which would you want to fight?

[BABiscuit]

So whatever animal you choose, the version you will fight would be scaled up or down to be the same weight as you. So if you weigh 200 lbs and want to fight a chicken, you will fight a 200 lb chicken.

 

[Big_Palooka]

a manatee

 

[Derekd3408]

Sloth. I would float like a butterfly and sting like a bee against that slow sum bitch.

 

[Fan In Black]

I've always wanted to fight a Tonkin Snub Nosed Monkey. Smug sons a bitches.

 

[Huey Grey]

Muppet.

 

[swagsurfer02]

A bear....


Grease me up and it's on like donkey kong!

 

[TJ8869]

I'd fight a 200lb honey badger.

 

[HawkAttackDial911]

A blobfish, because that's a face I can punch.

 

[hawkeye54545]

A spider monkey. Something about a species that throws it's own feces I just don't like.

 

[22*43*51]

A Liberal

 

[hawkeye54545]

A Liberal

I was wondering how we could turn a fun thread political. Well that's how!

 

[torbee]

I was wondering how we could turn a fun thread political. Well that's how!

Separated at birth?

 

[Huey Grey]

Separated at birth?

Guy on the right probably didn't rape his wife.

 

[Pepperman]

I'm absolutely certain I could win a fight against a 200 pound snail.

 

[Lone Clone]

So whatever animal you choose, the version you will fight would be scaled up or down to be the same weight as you. So if you weigh 200 lbs and want to fight a chicken, you will fight a 200 lb chicken.

A snail.

 

[JWolf74]

Cow. That bastard would be delicious after i tenderized it.

 

[The_Joker13]

So whatever animal you choose, the version you will fight would be scaled up or down to be the same weight as you. So if you weigh 200 lbs and want to fight a chicken, you will fight a 200 lb chicken.

How did you come up with this question? I'll go with elephant

 

[YellowSnow51]

Spider

 

[orod741]

I'd fight SP. I wanna get Iowa on the board of something that is better in Iowa than Seattle.

 

[The_Joker13]

Spider

You are one crazy bastard. I would probably pass out from fear.

 

[DanL53]

Cool question.

Honey Badger was a very interesting answer.

To me the sane answer would be a Tarpon. But I'm sticking with my instincts, bring on the Squirrel.

The dreaded Indian Giant Squirrel!

That's not a nut, it's a huge cantaloupe!

 

[Quintana]

You are one crazy bastard. I would probably pass out from fear.

someone is new here...

 

[BABiscuit]

How did you come up with this question? I'll go with elephant

I'm not sure. I was bored and wanted to post a question and this is what I came up with. I was also thinking of going with a large animal that would be scaled down. Maybe a giraffe.

 

[SoonerBeAHawk]

Probably a meerkat.

When that rascal started his adorable little act of looking all about himself with all the mannerisms of a human, I'd sucker punch him.

 

[longliveCS40]

Tina from Napoleon Dynamite. Eat your dinner or I'm going to beat your ass!

 

[DrVenkman]

I would like to beat up a shrunken panda- down to 200lbs-

 

[naturalmwa]

I've heard it said that people that fantasize about hurting animals are suspect.

 

[jpphawk]

Rabbit. Damn things are a menace in my yard.

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

A giraffe.

It doesn't have claws or sharp teeth with which to attack. All it has as it stands now is it's size to fight/fend off another animal attacking it.

If it's scaled down to my size then it doesn't even have that.

Ideally that is what you need a large animal that survives in the wild on the sheer basis that it's bigger then everyone else. You take that away and it should be easy to win.

 

[ping72]

A giraffe.

It doesn't have claws or sharp teeth with which to attack. All it has as it stands now is it's size to fight/fend off another animal attacking it.

If it's scaled down to my size then it doesn't even have that.

Ideally that is what you need a large animal that survives in the wild on the sheer basis that it's bigger then everyone else. You take that away and it should be easy to win.

Have you ever seen a picture of giraffes fighting? They can really swing into their headbutts.

 

[danish_hawkeye]

A butterfly