If we learned that aliens inhabited Mars and began a civilization...

[FAUlty Gator]

...what would we do? Declare war? Try to trade? Mars is like...our backup plan, right? That’s like someone asking your nice looking female best friend to the prom. If that slutty cheerleader won’t go with you, you got your friend as a backup...like Boo from Teenwolf. She was kinda hot. Teenwolf 2 was a big disappointment though. Not a bright spot in Jason Bateman’s resume. Anywhoo...yup.

 

[The Tradition]

Taking posting lessons from OiT?

 

[BioHawk]

Half the population wouldn't believe it because some guy on the internet or on a radio show says it's fake.

 

[Warrior Poet31]

Show them this and tell them to do better than we did.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

First move would be to drive the Mars Rover over to the aliens with a sign on it that says “Tits or GTFO.”

 

[dandh]

Show them this and tell them to do better than we did.

I agree with Prince ( party like It's 1999).