If You Could Designate ONE Candy Bar to Be Magically NOT Bad for You...?

[What Would Jesus Do?]

Which candy bar would it be?

Only one brand gets the "magically not bad for you" seal of approval. Meaning you can eat as many as you want without gaining weight, harming your organs, breaking out, sinking into a diabetic coma, bloating, allergies, or any other ill effect.

Yes, you'll still get full, and, no, they aren't going to provide all your nutritional needs. The magic isn't that good.

I think I'd probably go for Snickers but there are other good ones.

What's your (non)poison?

 

[z_ape]

IRCC, snickers aren't too high on the glycemic index.

 

[torbee]

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups AINEC

 

[RunRonnieRun]

 

[onlyTheObvious]

Almond Snickers.

only because the classic Mars bar is toast.

 

[UKGrad93]

Snickers.

 

[hawkeyeandy]

National brand:

Local favorite:

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups AINEC

I was about to ask if that counted as a candy bar, but if it does this is the correct and obvious answer.

If those things were not bad for me I'd buy boxes of them at Sams club and probably eat them all day long.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups AINEC

Can I do the Peanutbutter Easter Eggs instead? I think they're the top Reese's product.

 

[Finance85]

 

[UKGrad93]

I was about to ask if that counted as a candy bar, but if it does this is the correct and obvious answer.

If those things were not bad for me I'd buy boxes of them at Sams club and probably eat them all day long.

I used to buy boxes of Snickers from a warehouse store when I was in undergrad. I could eat 4-5/day and not gain weight.

 

[h-hawk]

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

I used to buy boxes of Snickers from a warehouse store when I was in undergrad. I could eat 4-5/day and not gain weight.

I wasn't eating bunches of candy but I ate a ton of everything else and didn't gain weight at that age too. I mean I would go and buy a little caesar's pizza and eat the whole thing by myself as a meal.

 

[Mayland]

Salted Nut Roll.

 

[hawkeyekid]

Twin Bing for me, but I'm white trash from Sioux City.

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

Not a candy bar, but Hot Tamales.

If it has to be in the candy bar family, it's Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups AINEC as Torbee says.

If it has to be a true candy bar, it's a 2 Snicker bite sized, frozen.

 

[Hammer93]

Frozen Snickers as mentioned above. DAMN GOOD!!!

 

[beanerhawk]

 

[Tenacious E]

Which candy bar would it be?

Only one brand gets the "magically not bad for you" seal of approval. Meaning you can eat as many as you want without gaining weight, harming your organs, breaking out, sinking into a diabetic coma, bloating, allergies, or any other ill effect.

Yes, you'll still get full, and, no, they aren't going to provide all your nutritional needs. The magic isn't that good.

I think I'd probably go for Snickers but there are other good ones.

What's your (non)poison?

Butterfingers

 

[Tenacious E]

National brand:

Local favorite:

Heath would be in my 2 slot after Butterfinger.

 

[funksouljon]

Not a candy bar, but Hot Tamales.

If it has to be in the candy bar family, it's Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups AINEC as Torbee says.

If it has to be a true candy bar, it's a 2 Snicker bite sized, frozen.

One more vote for Reese's PB Cups, but I really like the ones with peanuts in them.

If that doesn't count, it's likely a tie between Snickers and Twix.

 

[Moral]

Salted Nut Roll.

This guy gets it.

 

[funksouljon]

This guy gets it.

Oh I bet he does get it.

 

[QChawks]

 

[FormerlyCyberCy]

Snickers, AIAEC!

 

[Tenacious E]

 

[Scott559]

 

[funksouljon]

So you like the nuts?

 

[blackbones]

 

[srams21]

Reese's PB Cups would be my first choice. Since that's been mentioned, I'd go with Twix as my second choice.

 

[Tenacious E]

Reese's PB Cups would be my first choice. Since that's been mentioned, I'd go with Twix as my second choice.

If you think Reese's PB cups are good (and they are) smear some of your favorite peanut butter on an actual Hershey's bar. Next level.

 

[funksouljon]

Reese's PB Cups would be my first choice. Since that's been mentioned, I'd go with Twix as my second choice.

Also mentioned. Third times a charm?

 

[funksouljon]

If you think Reese's PB cups are good (and they are) smear some of your favorite peanut butter on an actual Hershey's bar. Next level.

Yep, frozen Hershey's bar and chunky peanut butter. Best ev'.

 

[srams21]

Also mentioned. Third times a charm?

My top 3 would be Reeses PB Cups, Twix, and Butterfingers.

Since those have all been mentioned, I'll toss out an underrated one: 5th Avenue.

I love peanut butter mixed with chocolate. Can ya tell?

 

[blackbones]

 

[billanole]

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups AINEC

Boom. That’s the one.

 

[FSUTribe76]

They used to be my favorite before Nestle dicked with the recipe and ruined them. Now I never get that garbage. 5th Avenue is the closest to the old Butterfinger flavor.

 

[Sheahawk]

Mr. Goodbar for me! Do they still make chocolate covered salted nut rolls? I like them better than Baby Ruth’s.

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

I was about to ask if that counted as a candy bar, but if it does this is the correct and obvious answer.

If those things were not bad for me I'd buy boxes of them at Sams club and probably eat them all day long.

Clearly you need to vote for candidates who promise this.

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

Can I do the Peanutbutter Easter Eggs instead? I think they're the top Reese's product.

Am I correct in thinking the eggs have a higher peanutbutter to chocolate ratio than the cups?