If you had a twin on HORT, who would it be?

[Hawki97]

I'm quite the original poster and obviously have no equal, but a thought exercise recently popped into my head. If had to name someone as my twin on HORT, who would it be?

While I contemplate it I thought I'd ask the rest of you. Who's your HORT twin?

 

[Jerome Silberman]

@GeneWilder

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

Politically it would probably be @RagnarLothbrok. He is like a meaner version of me. Or maybe I just have a slightly higher setting on my filter before I post.

As for the rest of my posting behavior…I don’t know. I don’t think there are that many of us who are into sophomoric humor, traveling the world, hiking and the ladies.

 

[joelbc1]

I think most here would hope their twin would be “the_Devil” but including me…. But alas, I would probably end up with someone else.

 

[millah_22]

Prob someone very handsome with a gigantic pipe.

 

[Hawki97]

Politically it would probably be @RagnarLothbrok. He is like a meaner version of me. Or maybe I just have a slightly higher setting on my filter before I post.

As for the rest of my posting behavior…I don’t know. I don’t think there are that many of us who are into sophomoric humor, traveling the world, hiking and the ladies.

Outside of @alaskanseminole, you’re one of the only other HORTers I’ve said - yeah I’d probably have a beer with that guy. We’d have a shitload to talk about. Not that you’d know because I’m usually too busy enjoying being an asshole to everyone than talking about my real interests on HORT. There’s other forums for actual real conversation.

 

[Hawki97]

Prob someone very handsome with a gigantic pipe.

Will you and @McLovin32 just come out and say it….

 

[millah_22]

Will you and @McLovin32 just come out and say it….

I said handsome and gigantic pipe.

 

[McLovin32]

I said handsome and gigantic pipe.

 

[millah_22]

You listen to sevendust so we can conclude that you are neither handsome and at best have a medium sized pipe

 

[McLovin32]

You listen to sevendust so we can conclude that you are neither handsome and at best have a medium sized pipe

 

[millah_22]

You think that is gigantic? This is sad.

 

[McLovin32]

You think that is gigantic? This is sad.

Flaccid.

 

[HawCory]

@Chishawk1425 , @Scruddy , and myself would be triplets. We all agree on basically everything.

 

[fsu1jreed]

Trad

 

[millah_22]

Flaccid.

Just stop, you're embarrassing yourself.

 

[Tenacious E]

I'm quite the original poster and obviously have no equal, but a thought exercise recently popped into my head. If had to name someone as my twin on HORT, who would it be?

While I contemplate it I thought I'd ask the rest of you. Who's your HORT twin?

I think I align pretty well with @alaskanseminole @Formerly Rockymtnole @noleclone2 and @Urohawk

 

[McLovin32]

IAFB2021 is 1/4 of some quadruplets on here. Himself, Faithnolemore, woodycantjump, and kinghenry

 

[McLovin32]

Just stop, you're embarrassing yourself.

I don't get embarrassed.

 

[millah_22]

IAFB2021, Faithnolemore, woodycantjump, and kinghenry

Now these are posters with gigantic cocks.










in their mouths

 

[FAUlty Gator]

SupaDupaFupa

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

I think I align pretty well with @alaskanseminole @Formerly Rockymtnole @noleclone2 and @Urohawk

I feel like we’d get along well
Both rich, handsome, personable…

 

[GOHOX69]

@Scruddy is my spirit animal. I am old so I associate with the old farts. @jamesvanderwulf and @torbee and honestly, everyone. I just don't get worked up over this site or anything else, in particular. I have enough people that I value who are ill in real life. And hell, most of us are living a good life, so do your best to help others who aren't. I'd even buy the scrudster a beer after vanderwulf humiliates me in pickleball.

 

[Scruddy]

I feel so popular 🥰

 

[Sharky1203]

But if I had a sister on here, maybe Goldie.

 

[LunchBox50]

@HawkeyeHitman

 

[Ree4]

@HawkeyeHitman

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

He is like a meaner version of me

 

[goldmom]

I said handsome and gigantic pipe.

I could be the judge of that.
No worries- I’ll handle everything.

I KID - I KID…😜

 

[goldmom]

But if I had a sister on here, maybe Goldie.

You’d be a handsome stud. With a quick wit.
Slightly perverted and very unique.
😈

 

[millah_22]

I could be the judge of that.
No worries- I’ll handle everything.

I KID - I KID…😜

@McLovin32 you're up.

 

[McLovin32]

@McLovin32 you're up.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Prob someone very handsome with a gigantic pipe.

 

[millah_22]

I assume that's @torbee?

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

@Chishawk1425 , @Scruddy , and myself would be triplets. We all agree on basically everything.

 

[SL Hawk Fan]

Hopefully they won't take offense but, based on those whose posts I most often agree with or endorse, I'd say @hawkifann and @hawkeyetraveler. I’m sure I come across as somewhat more liberal than those two but, in my case, it's not liberalism so much as complete disappointment and utter disdain for what has become of the republican party.

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

Hopefully they won't take offense but, based on those whose posts I most often agree with or endorse, I'd say @hawkifann and @hawkeyetraveler. I’m sure I come across as somewhat more liberal than those two but, in my case, it's not liberalism so much as complete disappointment and utter disdain for what has become of the republican party.

No offense taken. I am legitimately honored.

 

[hawkeyetraveler]

You’d be a handsome stud. With a quick wit.
Slightly perverted and very unique.
😈

 

[Sharky1203]

You’d be a handsome stud. With a quick wit.
Slightly perverted and very unique.
😈