If you were abducted by aliens and probed in front of your family and friends

[z_ape]

would you turn toward them or away from them for the procedure?

 

[Fluffles]

Don’t do drugs, kids.

 

[Bro D]

Who is Allen and why is he out of spice

 

[gusto79]

I chose towards, but I think if I got a boner I'd turn away.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

So, my family got abducted too?

 

[z_ape]

So, my family got abducted too?

No, they're just watching via a satellite link at home. ..

Of course they're there.

 

[TJ8869]

I would turn sideways so they can fully appreciate the sheer length.

 

[z_ape]

I chose towards, but I think if I got a boner I'd turn away.

Can't do that. They have those things that hold your eyes open from old bugs bunny cartoons and the aliens won't move you once you choose.

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

OP seems to have a cloudy memory of that night he got a little too drunk in the parking lot of the Shack Tavern. Those weren’t aliens, friend.

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

Wondering what OP actually did.

 

[alaskanseminole]

Wondering what OP actually did.

same here.