Important toilet news

[mnole03]

HROTers rejoice! There is a “high abuse” toilet coming to market. Look at this thing go.

https://news.avclub.com/alright-its-time-to-watch-the-high-abuse-toilet-flus-1840972998

 

[Bonerfarts]

I feel a lot better about that 5lbs of gummy bears I ate this morning.

 

[SoProudNole]

Jesus, is there a grinder in that thing?

 

[stout1]

Make that long john with a can of corn and 2 pounds of peanuts mixed in, then I will be impressed.

 

[Rudolph]

This is what cons get for their activist con judges now libs went and invented the abortapotty. Shoulda just left shit alone, cons.

 

[SoDakHawk]

Make that long john with a can of corn and 2 pounds of peanuts mixed in, then I will be impressed.

Along with 30 feet of TP. That's a more "real world" scenario.

 

[JWolf74]

This is what cons get for their activist con judges now libs went and invented the abortapotty. Shoulda just left shit alone, cons.

The abortion parties afterwards will be the shit

 

[Jan Itor]

This is what cons get for their activist con judges now libs went and invented the abortapotty. Shoulda just left shit alone, cons.

 

[Moral]

That is about the only acceptable use for Peeps I can think of.

 

[Rudolph]

That is about the only acceptable use for Peeps I can think of.

You cut a Peep in half jizz in it put it back together you have a peep-jizz sandwich and this is also an acceptable use.

 

[ThorneStockton]

This is game changing for @Herkmeister

 

[ping72]

This is game changing for @Herkmeister

I’m disappointed it took so long to tag him.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

This is great and I will buy one. However, I still do not think it is strong enough for OP’s Mom and all the fetus’s she needs to flush down her toilet.



PS - I cried just a little when they sacrificed that beautiful chocolate longjohn. Not all superheroes wear capes...

 

[mnole03]

This is great and I will buy one. However, I still do not think it is strong enough for OP’s Mom and all the fetus’s she needs to flush down her toilet.

PS - I cried just a little when they sacrificed that beautiful chocolate longjohn. Not all superheroes wear capes...

It’s cool. Your mother said she has all the 12” Long Johns one could ever need.

 

[The Tradition]

HROTers rejoice! There is a “high abuse” toilet coming to market. Look at this thing go.

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https://news.avclub.com/alright-its-time-to-watch-the-high-abuse-toilet-flus-1840972998

These engineers are having too much fun at work. Their HR department sucks.

 

[Rudolph]

This is great and I will buy one. However, I still do not think it is strong enough for OP’s Mom and all the fetus’s she needs to flush down her toilet.



PS - I cried just a little when they sacrificed that beautiful chocolate longjohn. Not all superheroes wear capes...

How about you flush the fücking misused apostrophe down the nearest toilet. God damn these apostrophes. Fetus's. JFC.

 

[QChawks]

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Just because it goes down the toilet doesn't mean it won't plug the line under the basement floor or at the Y near the city connection...

 

[LuciousBDragon]

How about you flush the fücking misused apostrophe down the nearest toilet. God damn these apostrophes. Fetus's. JFC.

 

[win1forthe]

I thought you need to flush a toilet 10, 15 times to get it all down. So confused.

 

[Herkmeister]

HROTers rejoice! There is a “high abuse” toilet coming to market. Look at this thing go.

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https://news.avclub.com/alright-its-time-to-watch-the-high-abuse-toilet-flus-1840972998

Im gonna get one of these for AOC, Nancy Pelosi, and a few other libs. Maybe they will get sucked down.

 

[NoleATL]

Two points:
1) my long john donuts rarely line up parallel to the toilet opening. Those bastages always land perpendicular

2) did you see all the water splashing up? you better hit the flush button and run faster than OPs mom runs to me when she hears my zipper coming down.

 

[JupiterHawk]

Interesting that they stopped at 25 with the peeps...