Incest Is Best

[What Would Jesus Do?]

 

[moral_victory]

Wincest

 

[Wahawk56]

WWJD, why do you enjoy attacking the beliefs of others so much?

 

[Chris Randleman]

Because some of those beliefs are ridiculous, childish, and insane?

 

[swagsurfer02]

WWJD, why do you enjoy attacking the beliefs of others so much?

Dude had to of been diddled by a priest who happened to be a republican at some point of his childhood.

 

[unsubstantiated]

Dude had to of been diddled by a priest who happened to be a republican at some point of his childhood.

As if there arent a multitude of other legitimate reasons to be wary of religion and conservatism.

 

[swagsurfer02]

As if there arent a multitude of other legitimate reasons to be wary of religion and conservatism.

Wary sure, but that dude has a downright disdain for Christianity. You would think Jesus himself used to give the guy wedgies and teabag him!

 

[Hawk in SEC Country]

WWJD, why do you enjoy attacking the beliefs of others so much?

Because he's a shallow, lonely, and pathetic soul

 

[naturalmwa]

Wary sure, but that dude has a downright disdain for Christianity. You would think Jesus himself used to give the guy wedgies and teabag him!

Jesus foreplay is rougher than I expected. Catholics were right.

 

[Err.]

it was ok back then because god said so.. also, moral relativism is bad.. except when it is our god changing his mind on what is ok and what isn't.. err something.

 

[hawkeye54545]

Love the fact the OP constantly comes to a sports themed message board so desperately wanting people to think he is the smartest man in the room. I'm guessing he is mentally overmatched going to sites where topics are a little deeper than wouldja and Friday beer threads.

 

[bagdropper]

And beastiality is never having to say you're sorry.

 

[mstp1992]

Love the fact the OP constantly comes to a sports themed message board so desperately wanting people to think he is the smartest man in the room. I'm guessing he is mentally overmatched going to sites where topics are a little deeper than wouldja and Friday beer threads.

Especially, when we all know I'm the smartest man in the room.

 

[The Tradition]

Thankfully, we got skanky with the Neanderthals, and got our genetic diversity back on track.

http://www.sci-news.com/genetics/science-early-humans-mated-neanderthals-europe-02942.html

 

[TexMichFan]

Choices are not great here you either have to go with incest or monkeys for your relatives.

Decisions

Decisions

 

[naturalmwa]

Thankfully, we got skanky with the Neanderthals, and got our genetic diversity back on track.

http://www.sci-news.com/genetics/science-early-humans-mated-neanderthals-europe-02942.html

I wonder how that fits into the biblical story?

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

WWJD, why do you enjoy attacking the beliefs of others so much?

Beats me. Why do enjoy whining about it so much?

And, just to be clear, are you defending incest?

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

I wonder how that fits into the biblical story?

I'm still waiting for an explanation of where Cain and Seth found wives. I suppose monkeys are as plausible as a separate creation of humans on the other side of the creek. Adam and Eve may have had some daughters who were simply deemed too unimportant to be mentioned by name in the bible. Is there any mention of them marrying their sisters?

And why are there no good stories about Seth? I mean Abel is dead, so we are all descended from Cain or Seth. Shouldn't we have lots of good stories about the good son Seth?

I bet there's plenty of biblical evidence to prove that Republicans are descended from Cain and Democrats from Seth.

 

[mstp1992]

I'm still waiting for an explanation of where Cain and Seth found wives. I suppose monkeys are as plausible as a separate creation of humans on the other side of the creek. Adam and Eve may have had some daughters who were simply deemed too unimportant to be mentioned by name in the bible. Is there any mention of them marrying their sisters?

And why are there no good stories about Seth? I mean Abel is dead, so we are all descended from Cain or Seth. Shouldn't we have lots of good stories about the good son Seth?

I bet there's plenty of biblical evidence to prove that Republicans are descended from Cain and Democrats from Seth.

Well, didn't Adam and Eve have something like 33 sons and 23 daughters eventually? I read some argument about this a few years back and the author stated that Adam and Eve and their offspring were genetically pure enough to not warrant the 'sin of incest.' Moses added a law against inbreeding to protect future children because the mutations caught up to the human race.

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

Well, didn't Adam and Eve have something like 33 sons and 23 daughters eventually? I read some argument about this a few years back and the author stated that Adam and Eve and their offspring were genetically pure enough to not warrant the 'sin of incest.' Moses added a law against inbreeding to protect future children because the mutations caught up to the human race.

How could there be mutations in God's perfect creation.

I have never seen mention of all those sons and daughters, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's in there. Can someone point me to the actual part(s) of scripture that talk about that?

 

[The Tradition]

How could there be mutations in God's perfect creation.

I have never seen mention of all those sons and daughters, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's in there. Can someone point me to the actual part(s) of scripture that talk about that?

Just go to one of the searchable Bibles and search for "Begat"

 

[mstp1992]

How could there be mutations in God's perfect creation.

I have never seen mention of all those sons and daughters, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's in there. Can someone point me to the actual part(s) of scripture that talk about that?

I think it actually comes from Jewish tradition in some pre-Bible texts of some sort. I'm just going from memory so I could be wrong and I'm actually thinking of the Duggars.

 

[Pinehawk]

Well, didn't Adam and Eve have something like 33 sons and 23 daughters eventually?

They could have had their own reality tv show these days...

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

I wonder how Adam and Eve died. We know they lived for hundreds of years but are we told how they died? Old age? Fighting neanderthals? Drunk driving?

 

[naturalmwa]

I'm still waiting for an explanation of where Cain and Seth found wives. I suppose monkeys are as plausible as a separate creation of humans on the other side of the creek. Adam and Eve may have had some daughters who were simply deemed too unimportant to be mentioned by name in the bible. Is there any mention of them marrying their sisters?

And why are there no good stories about Seth? I mean Abel is dead, so we are all descended from Cain or Seth. Shouldn't we have lots of good stories about the good son Seth?

I bet there's plenty of biblical evidence to prove that Republicans are descended from Cain and Democrats from Seth.

Clearly the wives were cave girls.

 

[The Tradition]

I wonder how Adam and Eve died. We know they lived for hundreds of years but are we told how they died? Old age? Fighting neanderthals? Drunk driving?

Smoking and eating processed meats.

 

[beanerhawk]

I wonder how Adam and Eve died. We know they lived for hundreds of years but are we told how they died? Old age? Fighting neanderthals? Drunk driving?

They became wealthy and the poor drowned them.

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

Clearly the wives were cave girls.

Doing a little googling to find the answers, I ran across this comment: "Also, in Genesis 2:20, we are told that when Adam looked at the animals, he could not find a mate...."

Which made it sound like Adam seriously considered bestiality. Who knows, maybe he did more than just look.

http://www.christiananswers.net/q-aig/aig-c004.html

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

They became wealthy and the poor drowned them.

Were kittens involved?

 

[naturalmwa]

They became wealthy and the poor drowned them.

Well they didn't build that.

 

[hawkssox1]

I'm still waiting for an explanation of where Cain and Seth found wives.
On the internet of course I heard they were from Russia.

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

On the internet of course I heard they were from Russia.

They had mail order back then?

 

[Fan In Black]

Genesis 5:4 says Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters. I'm no scientist but I think you can have a shit load of kids in that time...assumming his fertility lasted at least 700 years and there were no ED issues.

 

[hawkssox1]

Genesis 5:4 says Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters. I'm no scientist but I think you can have a shit load of kids in that time...assumming his fertility lasted at least 700 years and there were no ED issues.

Odd's are about 400 of those years included a dead wang.

 

[Fan In Black]

Odd's are about 400 of those years included a dead wang.

Yeah. And I imagine it gets tougher to pull ass past your 2 hundreds. You would definitely have to account for that drop off.

 

[86Hawkeye]

WWJD, why do you enjoy attacking the beliefs of others so much?

Because he's a a religious bigot.

 

[IACub]

Well, didn't Adam and Eve have something like 33 sons and 23 daughters eventually? I read some argument about this a few years back and the author stated that Adam and Eve and their offspring were genetically pure enough to not warrant the 'sin of incest.' Moses added a law against inbreeding to protect future children because the mutations caught up to the human race.

I have to feel sorry for Eve's lady parts. After 56 kids it must have just been a dumpster fire down there.