No matter my age or stage in life, I wanna be the guy doing the ass whooping"I mean, which guy do you wanna be? You wanna be the guy that got your ass whooped or do you wanna be the guy doing the ass whooping?"
A question we all need to ask ourselves at different stages throughout our lives.
At my age there’s a lot of things I wanna be the guy doing….. but wind up watching from a safe distance….. usually with a beverageNo matter my age or stage in life, I wanna be the guy doing the ass whooping
Read a joke the other day that asked, “Who are all of these people supposedly saying, ‘hold my beer,’ before doing something stupid? I’ve watched countless friends do stupid things and not one of them ever set their beer down first.”At my age there’s a lot of things I wanna be the guy doing….. but wind up watching from a safe distance….. usually with a beverage
When I was in highschool I bought a dodge van from a carpetlayer who had removed all the seats so he could get long rolls of carpet in itRead a joke the other day that asked, “Who are all of these people supposedly saying, ‘hold my beer,’ before doing something stupid? I’ve watched countless friends do stupid things and not one of them ever set their beer down first.”
The ones who say hold my beer before doing something stupid do not want to be accused of alcohol abuse as well for spilling their beerRead a joke the other day that asked, “Who are all of these people supposedly saying, ‘hold my beer,’ before doing something stupid? I’ve watched countless friends do stupid things and not one of them ever set their beer down first.”
And unfortunately we are now old and stupid.When I was in highschool I bought a dodge van from a carpetlayer who had removed all the seats so he could get long rolls of carpet in it
Me and my buddies of course put bean bags and a pony keg in it and I had a lawn chair in the passenger side….. My buddy has a cup if beer sitting in the lawn chair and I take off from the stoplight and he goes over backwards…. Jumps up like a gymnast sticking a landing….. lifts his cup….. still half full of beer….. we held our own beers in those days
disclaimer….. it was the 70’s and we were young and stupid so don’t judge
I resemble that remark 😎And unfortunately we are now old and stupid.![]()