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Iowa: As red as a clown’s nose

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Todd Dorman
Nov. 10, 2022 8:35 am

So a very large jury of our peers has sentenced us to four more years of Republican Gov. Kim Reynolds and at least two more years of a GOP-controlled Legislature.

Thanks to the voters for their service. As for the verdict, well, no thanks.

A few weeks ago, I was asked what’s going to happen on election night. “A bloodbath,” I said in describing Democratic chances. I didn’t want to be right, but here we are, in a state as red as a clown nose, as red as a tornado warning with no shelter in sight. Republicans nearly grabbed every statewide office, although Democratic Auditor Rob Sand leads amid recounts. Still, oversight is on life support.

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With inflation, gas prices and economic worries, the climate favored Republicans. Blame the state party, the campaigns, the candidates or the president, but Democrats have forgotten how to win in Iowa.

Hopes that other issues, including the fight for abortion rights, would change the game fizzled. Reynolds and other GOP state candidates pushed for abortion restrictions and using public bucks for private school scholarships. Both are unpopular, but that didn’t seem to matter.

Top Iowa Republicans proudly received support from a former president who incited an attack on the U.S. Capitol and remains a clear and present threat to our democracy. Our governor, U.S. senators and GOP members of Congress don’t have the courage to stand up to the threat. And yet, it didn’t seem to matter. Donald Trump-backed candidates stumbled elsewhere in the country, but Iowa remains his stronghold.

A radical, conservative Supreme Court obliterated women’s reproductive rights, and may trample more constitutional protections. In Iowa, it seems it will be only a matter of time before abortion is effectively banned. Making exceptions for rape, incest and the life of the mother is not middle ground, as Republicans portrayed it. It’s extreme. But it didn’t seem to matter.

Democrats don’t really favor abortion up until birth, or defunding police. School libraries aren’t really peddling “pornographic” books. Teachers don’t have a secret “sinister agenda” to harm children. Transgender kids really are not a threat to their classmates. Republicans repeated these lies over and over. It didn’t seem to matter. They won big anyway.

Iowa Democrats wandering the wilderness and now find themselves in a desert for years to come. In December, they’ll likely lose their first-in-the-nation caucuses. This red wave likely sealed that fate.




So it’s time to give up, right? Pull down the shades, pull up the blankets and cancel your Twitter accounts. Trumpian forces rule Iowa. The big liar himself will soon launch his seditious 2024 sequel. Or maybe Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis or some other Republican will take up the Trump cause.


It wasn’t long ago that I considered giving up this gig once the election confirmed Iowa’s final plunge into the crimson crevasse. But I’m going to stick around and fight for my home state, knowing I may never see the turnaround. Call me a glutton for punishment.


“The Gazette has given me hope that at least we have some light in such a time of darkness. Bless you and The Gazette,” a reader wrote after my Sunday column.


“Your columns help me feel less alone. Thank you for giving voice to the voiceless … “ another wrote.


So the verdict is in, but the appeals for sanity are not exhausted.

 
Todd Dorman
Nov. 10, 2022 8:35 am

So a very large jury of our peers has sentenced us to four more years of Republican Gov. Kim Reynolds and at least two more years of a GOP-controlled Legislature.

Thanks to the voters for their service. As for the verdict, well, no thanks.

A few weeks ago, I was asked what’s going to happen on election night. “A bloodbath,” I said in describing Democratic chances. I didn’t want to be right, but here we are, in a state as red as a clown nose, as red as a tornado warning with no shelter in sight. Republicans nearly grabbed every statewide office, although Democratic Auditor Rob Sand leads amid recounts. Still, oversight is on life support.

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With inflation, gas prices and economic worries, the climate favored Republicans. Blame the state party, the campaigns, the candidates or the president, but Democrats have forgotten how to win in Iowa.

Hopes that other issues, including the fight for abortion rights, would change the game fizzled. Reynolds and other GOP state candidates pushed for abortion restrictions and using public bucks for private school scholarships. Both are unpopular, but that didn’t seem to matter.

Top Iowa Republicans proudly received support from a former president who incited an attack on the U.S. Capitol and remains a clear and present threat to our democracy. Our governor, U.S. senators and GOP members of Congress don’t have the courage to stand up to the threat. And yet, it didn’t seem to matter. Donald Trump-backed candidates stumbled elsewhere in the country, but Iowa remains his stronghold.

A radical, conservative Supreme Court obliterated women’s reproductive rights, and may trample more constitutional protections. In Iowa, it seems it will be only a matter of time before abortion is effectively banned. Making exceptions for rape, incest and the life of the mother is not middle ground, as Republicans portrayed it. It’s extreme. But it didn’t seem to matter.

Democrats don’t really favor abortion up until birth, or defunding police. School libraries aren’t really peddling “pornographic” books. Teachers don’t have a secret “sinister agenda” to harm children. Transgender kids really are not a threat to their classmates. Republicans repeated these lies over and over. It didn’t seem to matter. They won big anyway.

Iowa Democrats wandering the wilderness and now find themselves in a desert for years to come. In December, they’ll likely lose their first-in-the-nation caucuses. This red wave likely sealed that fate.




So it’s time to give up, right? Pull down the shades, pull up the blankets and cancel your Twitter accounts. Trumpian forces rule Iowa. The big liar himself will soon launch his seditious 2024 sequel. Or maybe Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis or some other Republican will take up the Trump cause.


It wasn’t long ago that I considered giving up this gig once the election confirmed Iowa’s final plunge into the crimson crevasse. But I’m going to stick around and fight for my home state, knowing I may never see the turnaround. Call me a glutton for punishment.


“The Gazette has given me hope that at least we have some light in such a time of darkness. Bless you and The Gazette,” a reader wrote after my Sunday column.


“Your columns help me feel less alone. Thank you for giving voice to the voiceless … “ another wrote.


So the verdict is in, but the appeals for sanity are not exhausted.

What a fricking loon. As his paper circles the drain he keeps up the left bs.
 
I am glad I live in my bubble in Iowa City. Rural Iowa is full of good people. However, many are poor, and have a gigantic need for government(SS, Medicare, Medicaid), even though they themselves may not recognize it, yet continue to vote R.
I think you may need to get out or your bubble. Many rural communities are doing very well, not sure why you think many people outside of our cities are poor. A lot of these area are growing quickly as people move out of these cities.
 
Once a lot of these small towns see their tax $ move along to the private schools 20-40 minutes away and their local schools struggling more than they already are maybe they will change their tune. Until then... they seem content with things as they are.

It'll never pass.
 
As a former Iowan, I am incredibly disappointed with today's politics in Iowa. Iowa has swung from inclusive and understanding, to extremely divisive with gerrymandered maps that have taken away from the voice of Iowans.

Iowa's had republican/democratic governors and republican/democratic senators and house representatives. It's going to take a collective voice (well beyond 50% of the population) to overcome the bias now inserted into Iowa's political system. Meanwhile, it appears Iowans are largely rolling with it.

If anyone sees this differently, meaning not less inclusive and more divisive from the past, and not a manufactured political system that has inserted republican bias within it, I'm curious.
 
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As a former Iowan, I am incredibly disappointed with today's politics in Iowa. Iowa has swung from inclusive and understanding, to extremely divisive with gerrymandered maps that have taken away from the voice of Iowans.

Iowa's had republican/democratic governors and republican/democratic senators and house representatives. It's going to take a collective voice (well beyond 50% of the population) to overcome the bias now inserted into Iowa's political system. Meanwhile, it appears Iowans are largely rolling with it.

If anyone sees this differently, meaning not less inclusive and more divisive from the past, and not a manufactured political system that has inserted republican bias within it, I'm curious.

I don't think the people have changed at all, really.

Politics has changed, though.
 
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As a former Iowan, I am incredibly disappointed with today's politics in Iowa. Iowa has swung from inclusive and understanding, to extremely divisive with gerrymandered maps that have taken away from the voice of Iowans.

Iowa's had republican/democratic governors and republican/democratic senators and house representatives. It's going to take a collective voice (well beyond 50% of the population) to overcome the bias now inserted into Iowa's political system. Meanwhile, it appears Iowans are largely rolling with it.

If anyone sees this differently, meaning not less inclusive and more divisive from the past, and not a manufactured political system that has inserted republican bias within it, I'm curious.
Gold here.
When you lose all 4 districts and blame gerrymandering.
Check out the Cal map and then the Iowa map and let me know where the problem is.
 
Once a lot of these small towns see their tax $ move along to the private schools 20-40 minutes away and their local schools struggling more than they already are maybe they will change their tune. Until then... they seem content with things as they are.
Lol. All kinds of rural middle class people are just dying to drive their kids to expensive private schools 20-40 minutes away twice a day. They just hate it when their kids can take the bus to the local or just walk a couple blocks.

may ass.

small local schools where their kids can participate in sports is one of the biggest reasons they live there.

these vouchers are for the big city religious nuts to get the state to pay for some of their tuition.

the nearest private high school to me is 60 minutes away. Nobody is going to drive 240 minutes a day to take their kids to and from private school. Very few rural towns are even remotely close to a private high school.
 
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Gold here.
When you lose all 4 districts and blame gerrymandering.
Check out the Cal map and then the Iowa map and let me know where the problem is.
Iowa Dems gerrymandered my all time favorite Republican Congressman, Jim Leach, out of his job 20 years ago. I'd still vote for Leach if he was in office. They moved his district to include Iowa City and out of Davenport and he lost the first election.

Districts around the country need to start making sense. When North Carolina puts a district line through the middle of campus of an HBCU, to split that black vote, it's pretty messed up. Desantis just created his redistricting map in Florida which gained 4 seats for the Rs. All of this needs to stop.
 
Lol. All kinds of rural middle class people are just dying to drive their kids to expensive private schools 20-40 minutes away twice a day. They just hate it when their kids can take the bus to the local or just walk a couple blocks.

may ass.

small local schools where their kids can participate in sports is one of the biggest reasons they live there.

these vouchers are for the big city religious nuts to get the state to pay for some of their tuition.

the nearest private high school to me is 60 minutes away. Nobody is going to drive 240 minutes a day to take their kids to and from private school. Very few rural towns are even remotely close to a private high school.
Cuz kids don't drive to HS in Iowa. :rolleyes: In addition, there are few good jobs in many of these small towns so the parents already drive into larger communities that have private schools so it's not a reach to think some would drop their kid off and then go a few blocks to work. Consolidation hurt many small towns when schools were away and this will be another log on that fire.
 
I think you may need to get out or your bubble. Many rural communities are doing very well, not sure why you think many people outside of our cities are poor. A lot of these area are growing quickly as people move out of these cities.
The ones within driving distance of urban areas…sure they are doing well, but Iowa has hundreds of small communities that do not fall into this category. All you have to do is analyze the data. Google median household income of whichever town you want to look at, and that is a telling statistic.
 
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Cuz kids don't drive to HS in Iowa. :rolleyes: In addition, there are few good jobs in many of these small towns so the parents already drive into larger communities that have private schools so it's not a reach to think some would drop their kid off and then go a few blocks to work. Consolidation hurt many small towns when schools were away and this will be another log on that fire.
What kids drive 1 hour one way?

you can also live a pretty nice lifestyle in small town rural Iowa for a lot lot less money than say Iowa City, Waukee, Ankeny ect.
 
What kids drive 1 hour one way?
Who said they'd drive 1 hour away? There's a ton of private schools across the state. And, they aren't all in places like Des Moines, SC, Dubuque, QC, Iowa City, etc. Places like Carroll, Clinton, Keokuk, Mason City, and more have them. And even more, if you only want to look at K-8 grade schools. And, in these small communities, it doesn't take very many $ lost to be felt in a major way. That's why some Rs didn't allow themselves to be strong-armed into it... but Kim ran them out of office so I bet this passes sooner or later.
 
You guys were hoping for this, I assume?

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Lol. All kinds of rural middle class people are just dying to drive their kids to expensive private schools 20-40 minutes away twice a day. They just hate it when their kids can take the bus to the local or just walk a couple blocks.

may ass.

small local schools where their kids can participate in sports is one of the biggest reasons they live there.

these vouchers are for the big city religious nuts to get the state to pay for some of their tuition.

the nearest private high school to me is 60 minutes away. Nobody is going to drive 240 minutes a day to take their kids to and from private school. Very few rural towns are even remotely close to a private high school.

Mf'ing big cities!?! In Iowa?
 
Who said they'd drive 1 hour away? There's a ton of private schools across the state. And, they aren't all in places like Des Moines, SC, Dubuque, QC, Iowa City, etc. Places like Carroll, Clinton, Keokuk, Mason City, and more have them. And even more, if you only want to look at K-8 grade schools. And, in these small communities, it doesn't take very many $ lost to be felt in a major way. That's why some Rs didn't allow themselves to be strong-armed into it... but Kim ran them out of office so I bet this passes sooner or later.

Private high schools outside major cities are scarce. Granted, you named some but the fact remains there aren't many options.

The bill will not pass.
 
In NW Iowa the only county not losing population is Buena Vista due to the influx of immigrants who work at Tyson and other processing plants.
The hollowing out of rural NW Iowa is sad but no one seems to care much as they continue to vote for the GOP big ag corporate whores in power. Shame. I live here and see the census trend line that has my county at a zero population by 2050.
 
What a fricking loon. As his paper circles the drain he keeps up the left bs.
So "his" paper is wrong or are folks blaming the messenger, dog? Iowa gets what it reaps. Believe what you need to believe.
I am glad I live in DSM area where government makes some sense and the population is relatively rational compared to most other areas of the state. Problems...yep.....but at least we have jobs and relative prosperity here. And we have folks that are strong enough to read the truth. Life ain't a plot dog....I am glad I don't live where you do,
 
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So "his" paper is wrong or are folks blaming the messenger, dog? Iowa gets what it reaps. Believe what you need to believe.
I am glad I live in DSM area where government makes some sense and the population is relatively rational compared to most other areas of the state. Problems...yep.....but at least we have jobs and relative prosperity here. And we have folks that are strong enough to read the truth. Life ain't a plot dog....I am glad I don't live where you do,
Says old man douchebag elitist….

The rural counties hope you stay where you are as well. No place for know it alls where everyone knows your name….dog.
 
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