The Iowa river has decided that it will no longer flow thru the Iowa campus. The recent turmoil and possibility of certain wrestlers using the river led to the decision. The river is quoted as saying "we do not want to be polluted any more than usual. We were operating at peak capacity dealing with the cesspool and its members, but the possibility of the Ferraris using the river and drinking our water is too much."
Iowa river did say that it was planning move to Nebraska where it can expect the same type of environment, but it will only have to deal with 3 wrestling fans at the most. Ironbird is still allowed to use the river, because in the words of the river, "We are just plain scared him!"
Iowa river did say that it was planning move to Nebraska where it can expect the same type of environment, but it will only have to deal with 3 wrestling fans at the most. Ironbird is still allowed to use the river, because in the words of the river, "We are just plain scared him!"
