Iowa State jokes

[nu2u]

I know, easy target.


Q. What does the average ISU student get on his SAT test?

A. Drool.

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Q. How do you get an ISU co-ed in your dorm room?

A. Grease her up real good and push her through sideways.

 

[Herkmeister]

OK, old ones................

Q: How do you get an ISU grad off your porch?
A: Pay for the pizza.

 

[Jonesingforhawkeyes]

Seen to isux football players carrying an empty box down the street the other day. Curiosity got the best of me so I asked them what they were doing and they replied moving.

 

[Jonesingforhawkeyes]

Seen 2 isux football players carrying an empty box down the street the other day. Curiosity got the best of me so I asked them what they were doing and they replied moving.

 

[nilehawk]

After a fire at the ISU library destroyed 10,000 books, school officials are concerned about how they will now teach students to color within the lines.

 

[mthawkeyes]

Q: How many Iowa State fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the bulb, and two to talk about how awesome Seneca Wallace was.

CSB: Told this one to an ISU fan once, and his reply was, "Seneca Wallace WAS awesome!"

 

[LuteHawk]

Why do Iowa State graduates put their diploma on the
dashboard of their car?

Answer: So, they can get handicapped parking spaces.