Iowa state jokes
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What the difference between jack trice stadium and a porcupine? A porcupine has 50,000 pricks on the outside.
ISU cheerleaders are the only women I’ve seen that wear sweatbands while eating lunch at a Chinese buffet.
How can you tell your getting close to ames?
The sheep back up to the fence when you honk your horn.
How do you get to Ames from Iowa City? West until you smell it, north until you step in it.
ISU families are know for high levels of incest.
Sally the teenage daughter was going on a date with her cousin jethro. Jethro’s had no car so sally was going to ask for the keys to daddys car.
Dad says “ sure, but you know what you need to do”.
She gets on her knees and starts doing the oral thing. She then says “daddy your weiner tastes like pooh”.
Dad says “ oh I forgot, your brother has the car”.
How do you keep Iowa State football players out of your yard?
Put up goalposts.
Put up goalposts.
How many ISU freshmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
We don’t know. They take that class when they are sophomores.
We don’t know. They take that class when they are sophomores.
Q: How do you keep an iowa state fan n suspense?
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Q:What’s a Cyclone football player do after he beats the Hawks?
A: Turns off the X Box and gets some sleep.
Q:What does a average ISU player get on his SAT's?
A: Drool.
Q: How did they lower the birth rate in Ames?
A: Banned family reunionS
Q: What's the difference between a Tennessee cheerleader and a catfish?
A:One has whiskers and smells, the other is a fish.
Q: How many Cyclones does it take to change a light bulb?
A:One. But he gets three credits for it.
A: Turns off the X Box and gets some sleep.
Q:What does a average ISU player get on his SAT's?
A: Drool.
Q: How did they lower the birth rate in Ames?
A: Banned family reunionS
Q: What's the difference between a Tennessee cheerleader and a catfish?
A:One has whiskers and smells, the other is a fish.
Q: How many Cyclones does it take to change a light bulb?
A:One. But he gets three credits for it.
I looked up “Tennessee jokes” because those are what most of them make fun of.
I thought you were a comedian. Where's your jokes? Lol
I only do hardcore racial stuff. Go after Eskimos bad.
