Iowa's version of the turnover chain?

[hexumhawk]

I know they have kind of become pretty cliche' since the U started up the turnover chain with some awful renditions out there right now. What would be your idea as an Iowa fan for our own (will never happen with KF) keeping in mind our traditions, locale, ect.

My idea- One of our linemen comes over to the sideline after recovering a fumble. We have a microwave on the sideline, they heat up an ear of corn and put it on a plate. Players help butter it and add salt to it and serve it to their teammate. Said teammate goes all in and destroys that ear of corn in front of the cameras!

You could have someone popping salt on it!

Plays to the ridiculousness of turnover whatevers, is very midwest and Iowan, gets their teammates involved.

Corny?

 

[DutchyFunStar]

 

[Parker D]

For pancake blocks:

 

[ROCKY MOUNTAIN HAWK]

Please Iowa don’t ever do this.

 

[Crazy Hawk]

Player runs over to KF. KF gives him 2-3 claps and hands him a stick of gum.

 

[Win5002]

Player run over to KF, who in a wild display of approval pulls out his notepad and writes great play on it then tears the sheet off and hands it to the player for him to keep.

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

The Stanford band would dig it.

 

[anon_gjzkhykcp9iuj]

Please god no.

 

[hexumhawk]

Player runs over to KF. KF gives him 2-3 claps and hands him a stick of gum.

This had me laughing

 

[grayhair81]

Got me wondering-does Minny have an oar or paddle to reward one of their oarsman for a marquee moment?

 

[wyldhawk9]

Player run over to KF, who in a wild display of approval pulls out his notepad and writes great play on it then tears the sheet off and hands it to the player for him to keep.

This

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

This

Post It note w/ a saying then KF can stick it on their helmet like a sticker.

 

[sultanofsuede]

Got me wondering-does Minny have an oar or paddle to reward one of their oarsman for a marquee moment?

Did I see some kind of top hat or something on their sideline during the Iowa game? I hate myself for even asking.

 

[bojihawk44]

I'm going with the turnover tractor. Dude who gets the pick or recovers the fumble comes over to the sideline and fires up a John Deere and cranks the throttle while diesel smoke billows out and panties everywhere get wet.

 

[thewop]

Please god no.

Amen

 

[Herkmeister]

Easiest answer in the history of Hawkeye Report.





























Laura Vandeberg

 

[cidhawkeye]

Got me wondering-does Minny have an oar or paddle to reward one of their oarsman for a marquee moment?

They do, now they are patiently waiting for a marquee moment. Good news, they play Debbie this week, good shot at it.

 

[ICWestfan]

I think we should have a Turnover Water Tower. Have a guy sitting up there all game long putting a giant ANF ticker on the water tower after every TO.

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

How about every guy who gets a turnover comes to the sideline and Greg Brunner's true height is whispered in his ear.

Of course then they have to immediately sign a legally binding non-disclosure agreement.

 

[LarryMullenJr.]

Player runs over to KF. KF gives him 2-3 claps and hands him a stick of gum.

Maybe add in the "keep it rolling" rolling hands move he does, OR sticks the currently-being-chewed piece on the back of the helmet.

Otherwise perfect.

 

[Melrose_Place31]

I think we should.....just play football? Yeah?

 

[hexumhawk]

How about every guy who gets a turnover comes to the sideline and Greg Brunner's true height is whispered in his ear.

Of course then they have to immediately sign a legally binding non-disclosure agreement.

Now this...was funny!

 

[cb_Iowa]

 

[SWIowahawks]

Did I see some kind of top hat or something on their sideline during the Iowa game? I hate myself for even asking.

I saw the hat on Rodney Smith earlier in the game so I’m assuming it was part of his attire for the game. He must have given it up in celebration.

 

[Madman_1]

How about every guy who gets a turnover comes to the sideline and Greg Brunner's true height is whispered in his ear.

Of course then they have to immediately sign a legally binding non-disclosure agreement.

Doodle, you may not believe this, but I just read this post.

At 12:31 p.m. today, I made a Greg Brunner height reference in the "Eno Benjamin ordeal" thread.

Weird...

 

[pacnorthhawkeye]

Easiest answer in the history of Hawkeye Report.





























Laura Vandeberg

Mind the gap.

 

[KuwaitHawk]

NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

Doodle, you may not believe this, but I just read this post.

At 12:31 p.m. today, I made a Greg Brunner height reference in the "Eno Benjamin ordeal" thread.

Weird...

We are just performing the age-old practice of passing legends on to subsequent generations by word of mouth, old buddy!