Is Bill Brasky the most dangerous man in the world?

[lonestar50]

“Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off lookin’ for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally, Brasky takes me into a vacant lot and says, “Here we are!” Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a bar around us! Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it and then burnt the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found them!"

 

[BrunoMars420]

No

 

[TDJ7]

“Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky showed up at my daughter’s wedding? You know my daughter, she’s a beautiful girl. Well, Brasky shows up and you know he’s a big fella. Well, he’s standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He’s got no right to be there, but he’s drunk and he’s Brasky. Well, long story short, the priest accidentally marries me and Brasky. We spend the weekend in the Poconos — he loved me like I’ve never been loved before.”

 

[LuciousBDragon]

Brasky got his wife pregnant and she gave birth to a delicious 16-ounce steak. The afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms!

 

[LuciousBDragon]

Did I ever tell you about the time I went horseback riding with Brasky, but there weren’t any horses around? Well, Brasky throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn’t you know it, my stamina increases with each day and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Brasky decides to enter me in the Breeders’ Cup, right, under the name Turkish Delight. And I’m running in second place, and I’m running and I break my ankle! They’re about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, ‘Don’t shoot him, he’s a human.'

 

[JWolf74]

I went camping with Brasky … I’m in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer. Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, ‘I’m Bill Brasky! Say it!’ Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth — “Billbrasky!” It wasn’t exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer.

 

[JWolf74]

He hated Mexicans!
And he was half-Mexican!
And he hated irony!

 

[strummingram]

He has a toenail on the end of his penis.

 

[JWolf74]

Brasky's ejaculate can cure leprosy!

I wish I had leprosy...

 

[JWolf74]

Brasky's first words as a baby were "Grab your clothes and beat it, sweetheart!"

 

[strummingram]

All the ' Yes' album covers are Brasky family photos.

 

[TDJ7]

He uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.

 

[bagdropper]

He did 3 tours in ‘Nam…… I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it’s Ho Tran Brasky!

 

[bagdropper]

He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

 

[Jerome Silberman]

So anyways, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra “Beverly”. And he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid

 

[strummingram]

So anyways, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra “Beverly”. And he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid

Brasky's a sunuvabitch!

 

[strummingram]

I'm legally retarded.

 

[strummingram]

If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds."

 

[TailgateTom]

Brasky sired an entire baseball team. An orchestra if you count the bastards!

 

[TailgateTom]

They use his foreskin as a tarp when I rains at Yankee stadium.

 

[strummingram]

Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made 7 million.

 

[ConvenientParking]

Bill Brasky's mom screwed us.

 

[Jerome Silberman]

I remember one time Brasky took his family to Sea World. They were watching Shamu the whale when Brasky got splashed. So Brasky yells, ‘I’m Bill Brasky and no one gets me wet!’ So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu, and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, ‘How do you like it?’ And then damn if Brasky didn’t step in there and finish the show.

 

[ConvenientParking]

#metoo - The Bill Brasky story.

 

[strummingram]

To Bill Brasky!

 

[Jerome Silberman]

To Bill Brasky!

Bill Brasky slept with all our wives, and has punched us all in the face. And we love him for it!

 

[TailgateTom]

One time Brasky broke into a convent and had sex with every single nun there. 9 months later the ‘72 Dolphins we’re born.