While learning CPR, Cooper DeJean brought the dummy to life.
Is Cooper DeJean the Next Chuck Norris?
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that is one good analogy.
but I'll say this: if he played on offense also, he would be the Reincarnation of Nile Kinnick.
but I'll say this: if he played on offense also, he would be the Reincarnation of Nile Kinnick.
Cooper DeJean’s belly button is a USB port.
is the lint inside gunpowder?
At Christmas time, Santa takes his kids to the mall to see CDJ.
CDJ won a game of Connect Four in three moves
Giraffes were created when Cooper DeJean uppercut a horse.
CDJ went into a McDonald's and ordered a Whopper.
And he got one.
And he got one.
CDJ created a species of rodent called “golden gopher” when he stared down a grizzly bear.
I know they play on opposite sides of the ball but he reminds me of Tim Dwight. Game changer for the hawks this week
Chuck Norris is still alive only because Cooper DeJean allows it.
CDJ doesn't do push ups, he pushes the Earth down.
When CDJ plays a night game at Kinnick they don’t turn on the lights, he turns off the darkness.
CDJ is so bad when his parents had nightmares they came to his bedroom.
This is good - now do the Amazon logoCooper took the bite out of the Apple logo.
You don’t pull on CDJ’s cape,
you don’t spit in the wind,
you don’t mess w/the old Lone Ranger,
and you don’t mess around with DeJean.
you don’t spit in the wind,
you don’t mess w/the old Lone Ranger,
and you don’t mess around with DeJean.
OK that’s really great. Not what I meant but yours might be betterThe Amazon logo had a smile … until it had to face Cooper DeJean.
I forgot this wasn’t obvious until someone points it out, but once you notice that logo looks like a specific male body part you cannot unsee it
When Cooper DeJean does The Wave after the first quarter the flags in Kinnick start blowing from west to east.
When Cooper was only 6, his friends would urinate their names in the snow. Cooper was doing it on sidewalks.
