Is God Omnisexual?

[HawktimusPrime]

He's the yin and the yang, the alpha and the omega, the all of everything and then some. So basically he's got to be then right? Especially if God's giving birth to an entire universe. What do you have to bang to give birth to that?
The universe started because of a big bang right?
Who or what did God pork?

 

[lawsonhawk]

It's etheric. God breathes energy into the physical world to organize it, propagate life. It doesn't need a dick and isn't driven by hormones to create a sex drive.

 

[Chuck C]

God doesn't have to tell you. That's between God and his God.

 

[naturalmwa]

Zeus is, Yahweh is more of a test tube, fertility clinic sort of guy.

 

[IMCC965]

Why does everything have to be related to sex in the progressive world? Lots of decisions are made in the every day world without regard to sex.

 

[IMCC965]

What do you think about that crazy, wacky, Muhammad dude? He must have had sex with little girls and boys too since there's a man-love Thursday in the Muslim world.

Let's have your deepest thoughts on Muhammad. Now THAT would be interesting.

 

[naturalmwa]

Why does everything have to be related to sex in the progressive world? Lots of decisions are made in the every day world without regard to sex.

We used to have this game we would play on the school bus where one person would try to name things that weren't sexual and the other guy would explain how its all related to sex. Want to play?

 

[naturalmwa]

What do you think about that crazy, wacky, Muhammad dude? He must have had sex with little girls and boys too since there's a man-love Thursday in the Muslim world.

Let's have your deepest thoughts on Muhammad. Now THAT would be interesting.

I don't care for him much. But you notice how you related your objection to sex? See what i mean?

 

[Fan In Black]

In God's eyes everybodys hot. Picture the fattest chick you know. God would totally do her.

 

[lawsonhawk]

We used to have this game we would play on the school bus where one person would try to name things that weren't sexual and the other guy would explain how its all related to sex. Want to play?

feces

 

[TexMichFan]

Ask him yourself and then let us know what he says. You probably won't take our word for it anyway.

 

[TexMichFan]

feces

You had feces on your bus? Glad I was in a district that didn't allow that.

 

[lawsonhawk]

You had feces on your bus? Glad I was in a district that didn't allow that.

He didn't say name things that were on the bus.

 

[naturalmwa]

feces

That's pretty easy, PIITB. However I see I made an error in explaining the game. The "things weren't objects, but actions. So taking a dump would be related to sex. The actual feces not so much. The point was that everything humans do is aimed at getting laid.

 

[lawsonhawk]

That's pretty easy, PIITB. However I see I made an error in explaining the game. The "things weren't objects, but actions. So taking a dump would be related to sex. The actual feces not so much. The point was that everything humans do is aimed at getting laid.

I figured that's what you'd say, "PIITB", but that's a stretch . . . hmmm . . . anyway, I initially thought "toothpaste" and then you would say, "brush your teeth after such and such". I don't think feces is sexual w/in any normal context.