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I can get on board with ending the lifes of people unwilling to acclimate to modern convenience. But, murder of elderly unable to conform is a bridge too far….barely lol.
 
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I swiped it. Im I a reward member ? do you have that on file? what button do I push now? It didn't go thru. what does that mean? can I tap or do insert it? can I try again? can I get cash back? Do I have to enter my pin?
 
I swiped it. Im I a reward member ? do you have that on file? what button do I push now? It didn't go thru. what does that mean? can I tap or do insert it? can I try again? can I get cash back? Do I have to enter my pin?
Unfortunately, by your own terms, you must now self terminate. You were a gem, but we will push on through without ya.
 
I can't tell you how many times I have had to completely shut myself down over some asshat senior citizen writing a check for 5 dollars and change and they didn't even bother filling out the date / memo / signature before checking out. I've even had some try to balance their ledger in their checkbook.

This is why we don't need to keep letting people live so long.
 
I can't tell you how many times I have had to completely shut myself down over some asshat senior citizen writing a check for 5 dollars and change and they didn't even bother filling out the date / memo / signature before checking out. I've even had some try to balance their ledger in their checkbook.

This is why we don't need to keep letting people live so long.
Can we get a prop for euthanizing old people? Not federal. Just state by state.
 
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Can we get a prop for euthanizing old people? Not federal. Just state by state.

I don't want to euthanize. Just quit prolonging life. Look at some of these folks in nursing homes. They don't even know where they are at and we are continuing to give them RX drugs and life saving procedures.

Please kill me before that.
 
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I don't want to euthanize. Just quit prolonging life. Look at some of these folks in nursing homes. They don't even know where they are at and we are continuing to give them RX drugs and life saving procedures.

Please kill me before that.
Agree. They should leave it up to you. As long as the state doesn’t get involved.
 
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I'd rather deal with some oldie writing a check than some shit for brain who can't figure out how to use a card.

you have to be DAF to not know how to use a card in 2024
 
I can't tell you how many times I have had to completely shut myself down over some asshat senior citizen writing a check for 5 dollars and change and they didn't even bother filling out the date / memo / signature before checking out. I've even had some try to balance their ledger in their checkbook.

This is why we don't need to keep letting people live so long.
Don’t forget not getting the checkbook out until they have their entire order scanned and bagged. And before they get it out, they have to actually find it.
 
I guess I don't get out much because I honestly cannot remember the last time I had to wait at any checkout lane for anything to the point where it made me angry. Hell, I don't remember the last time someone ahead of me actually wrote a check for something, too.

OK, maybe picking up prescriptions...but still. Maybe it's because I use self checkout (if applicable) for just about everything any more.

I guess I must have more patience than the rest of the civilized world.
 
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